The Refinery (18+ Only)

Girl. If I had modding abilities I'd put Ed in Sonic Riders.

I haven't heard anything about mass reporting on furry channels in awhile...But maybe I should keep this channel private/invite-only regardless?

If I put Wild in the Starfox universe I'd make him a mercenary that explicitly hunts down other mercenaries like Starfox or Starwolf. His unique starfighter would be called "Maneater" and it would have a design that more or less invokes the imagery of a set of open jaws. Wild would have a low chance to randomly fly in during dogfights between Fox and Wolf, announcing himself by connecting to the coms and manically laughing about how "all his paychecks are all in the same place."

Thinking an uncomfortable amount about the transition from mouth, throat, to stomach prey make when I swallow them.

Sigh. ❤️

Ed's weight actually makes skateboarding easier. His size makes keeping a consistent speed without needing to kick the ground often. I remember seeing a comment here where someone asked if he's flattened anyone when he's fallen off his board. Yes. He almost exclusively makes Emergency Stops by removing someone else's 3rd dimension.

I like to think that during advertiser sponsorships, Ed is naturally inclined to act it out like a 80's infomercial. "You won't find unholier activity than the low prices at PizzaDevils! Their classic stuffed crusts even make this big bad wolf's mouth water for a deal that satiates this big bad appetiiite! Located on the corner of main street! In fact, whoa, something supernatural is tellin' me I'll be grabbing a pie for the devils here in our studio here shortlyyyyy!"

Big bad wolves, famously, know how to have a good time.

*URP*

When Ed gets excited about food he tends to eat the food in question along with everything else around it. The plate. The table. The people sitting at the table...All in one gulp. There is surprise at his lack of self control...But no attempt to regurgitate the eaten bystanders.

Iron Lung, but you're in a sub that was supposed to be acid-proof that's getting eaten away faster and faster by Wild's stomach. You maintain the patchwork of the sub until the entire sub (or just you) are teleported out of Wild's gut.

Also, who are we kidding; vore in a radio studio is just...PACKED with EXTREMELY untapped vore centric scenarios, bro.

If I really think about it, Ed's delivery job that I originally conceptualized him with is probably something like the furry world's equivalent of DoorDash, and he does it to help fund his Uh Excessive eating related hobby While his radio host job is his main squeeze.

A radio call-in asks Ed to sing Frank Sinatra's Fly Me To The Moon instead of playing the next radio segment. Ed laughs, and does so. He does so very well. Ed then let's out a dry belch at the end of the song just to ruin it for someone out there listening. "Big bad wolves can't be agreeable too often." Little does he know he probably made more reoccurring listeners with just that stunt. Unsurprisingly he starts getting people at the station teasing him for having a legitimately good singing voice, hehe.

If you ever feel safe? Remember; I'm out here. 💋

The more I think about it the more I want Ed to be a radio host, or a personality.

Dress-fit Ed at the request of one brave commentor. 💋❤️

Big Bad Dad!

If Ed named his boards I'm almost positive his favorite one would be called "Takeout."