Ukrainian Funsies for English Bunsies

Me on my first day at work trying to figure out what to do with a tool I alledgedly have five years of experience with. via [link]

Me putting my carreer, reputation and future at risk so I can speep for 11 more minutes in the morning: via [link]

Mayor of Kyiv Vitalii Klichko meeting the Mayor of Paris Anne Hidalgo: — Paris is changing it's max driving speed to 30km/h 💭50 -> 30💭 — Kyiv is a european city, too, so we are changing our max driving speed by 30km/h, as well 💭50 -> 80💭 via [link]

— If a fight is inevitable, hit first. — How do I understand when a fight inevitable? — Very simple. If you hit first, a fight it inevitable. via [link]

Man on a trolley bus fell on the ground and got back up, I as him if he's hurt and whether everything is ok, he says: "I'm doing good, and how are you? Not too bored here?" via [link]

— What contraceptives do you use? — My personality. via [link]

House chat: Lyudmila: On the third floor, a homeless man is snorting. Oleh: I am not homeless. via [link]

FRIENDS, THE FIRST CHICK HAS HATCHED via [link]

People who carry pocket knives when they see a box they could easily open with their hands via [link]

Anxiety Workaholism Depression via [link]