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Things you don't have to do online (but might think you do because lots of people do it) 1. Post your L's 2. Knowingly spike your cortisol with things you hate It is illegal for these things to happen without your consent. Simply say no thank you.

This is the "In this Houthi we believe" sign for mooselimbs

Race War Sports is an idea whose time has come and I'm all here for it

Wtf I love sports now?

You are hiding e-girls under your floorboards, are you not?

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The average introduction to any piece of great literature is some shitlib begging the reader to only look through the shitlibbiest postmodern lens possible. Sorry retard, but the idea of protagonists who aren't Joss Whedon caricatures is actually refreshing, and not hard to read at all. George R.(etard) R.(etard) Martin's lament of WHY ISN'T ARAGORN A GREY ANTI HERO?!?

"Uncomplicated goodness? Eternal devotion to your friends? Errrhm, awkward!"

"This wasn't written by Paul." "What makes you think that?" "It offends my politics."

"Based" "Based on what?" "Based on 1 Timothy 2:12"

Regardless of all that is happening, you should still support Operation White Christmas. That's a great cause.

1410 AD: "Ok but which Pope are we talking about?"

The hotel clerk just watched in horror as I ate the last 10 hard boiled eggs at the continental breakfast.

Fuckin MOGGED