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And in other news, Republican Senator Jon Hinst... I mean Troy King, nonono Richard Curti... Waitwaitwait *rummaging through papers on desk* Madison Cawthorne was outed as a sexual deviant today after photos of him dressing as a "femboy" surfaced online, when asked about the photographs by weekend update correspondents, Republican voters responded with shock and annoyance, stating their desire for just one of their representatives to be a heterosexual.

What? Yes, I'm Caius Cosades. But, what do you mean you were told to "Report to Caius Cosades"? What are you talking about?

Start building the fucking bombs, Jon

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Wakandas strategic vibranium reserve has been found out by yakubs yt devils

Me explaining the subtleties of Garfield in the rough (1984) to gf

If you're gonna vote then let me know so I can point and laugh at you