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Remember that White couple in Michigan who attempted to defend themselves against an enraged group of chimps who were blocking their vehicle and caught charges for it? The charges were finally dropped recently. Not because of any legal victory mind you, the alleged “victims” failed to show up for the court date (there was something good on TV that day)

Cody

Me when the cops find me in the alleyway with a dead hobo

YOU'RE GONNA FIND ME HANGIN FROM DA BATCHROOM! DON'T ASK ME TO PAY NUTHIN! BACK TAXES, NUTHIN

Hello ayatollah of Iran I am John Americanlastname238493, I am a poisoned child in Ohio and dad's tech startup just tanked please glass tel aviv

Few know this but Talkington is the middle English surname indicating a profession involving vocal fry and uptalk

found an old Dune coloring book from 1985 and it’s wild as hell

Me and who

🇺🇦 The Ukrainian Orthodox Church has been informed by President Zelensky's government that it is to be expelled from its holiest site - the Kiev Caves Lavra - by the end of March. The canonically-recognised Orthodox church in the country has prayed and struggled there for over 1,000 years. 🌍 @European_Insider | 🕊 Retweet

Urs Graf Saint George Fighting the Dragon 1520

Just go to a gas station and pick up a weapon.

Laugh reacts only

>belligerent scotsman shooting the tail off the plane "C'mere ya wee Jerry bastid ah'll kill ya"

Honestly between Iran and the Saudis shaking hands and banks failing it's a pretty good day in the news and I'm having a good day personally