Shitpost Palace

Today is the feast of St Nicholas the Wonderworker of Myra in Lycia. He belted Arius at the first ecumenical council in 325. Arius later died shitting his guts out in a Constantinople public restroom, as seen in this icon. I only point this out because I think it's hilarious that this is basically the Eastern Roman Empire's equivalent of #Packwatch RIPBozo 😂😂

I got in the car and the station I like was playing Adam Sandler's hanukah song, before I could change it I heard him sing 🎶 Jared from Subway 🎶

After a 16 hour standoff I am no longer Caudillo of the Homeowners Association

Me 1 minute after my hostile takeover of the Homeowners Association

Huey Long and the News

"It's a humiliation ritual."

Me about to be interrogated on 90s media I should have seen years ago

I have never watched Starship Troopers (1997) lmao

You hate Starship Troopers because it suggests limiting franchise. I hate Starship Troopers because the protagonist is a filthy dog eating Filipino. We are not the same.

Was a study really needed for this ? Lol

Sunday

Yorkieterrorist

Me on my way to spread Christmas cheer

DUIkes of Hazzard

A sedentary, over-educated, self-appointed philosopher king, aping religious traditionalism while being a total pervert in his private life. Also Rod Dreher's favorite literary character.