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Gregor Samsa had the worst fucking Monday ever

Man

American gun owners be like "wow look that anarchist who wants to fuck my kids is armed isn't that great? SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED"

"The moral of the story is: I chose a half measure, when I should have gone all the way. I’ll never make that mistake again. No more half measures, Adolf."

Oberführer Ehrmentraut

It really is racism for women

You're a lolocaust survivor and your last tweet is about ZOGslop McNuggies at the Auschwitz Chimney™.

This is still the best tweet that ever happened, it's not even close.

Wow that's so me

baywatch, only better

Monday

Dmitri Shostakovich and the Symphony of Secrets

Francis "Tooth Fairy" Dolarhyde Sam "Candyman" Hyde Sam Dolarhyde

Before me you are a slug in the sun. You are privy to a great Becoming and you recognize nothing. You are an ant in the after-birth. It is in your nature to do one thing correctly: before me you rightly tremble. Fear is not what you owe me, Piker, you and the other pismires. You owe me awe.