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Never skip a low quality video😂😂
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Which natural sugar is found in the highest amount in fresh sugarcane water?
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Nights are shorter lately, government needs to look into it before we lose it all.😒😕
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If I'm looking for something I lost, please don't ask me where I last kept it. If I knew, it wouldn't be lost.
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`Even if you lie down for people to walk on u, some will still complain that u are not flat enough. Just live your life, those that will always be there for u, will never leave u.```
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You loaned your friend Ushs 4,000,000/= last year BUT since then he has refused to pay back, which has really deteriorated the friendship. You beg him to just pay you Ushs 2,000,000/= and forget the rest because you are in a financial crisis.
Your friend then says he can only get you Ushs 1,500,000/= since that's all he has.
You feel like you have no option but to accept. You give him your account details to send the amount directly to your bank.
You wake up the next morning, check your account and there is Ushs 15,000,000/= in it.
You keep staring at the screen in disbelief but it is indeed 15m.
You grab your phone and find 53 missed calls from him and an additional 27 text messages begging you to transfer back Ushs 13,500,000/= since he only meant to send Ushs 1,500,000/= and accidentally added an extra "0."
As a Christian, what are you supposed to do?
1. Send back Ushs 13,500,000/=?n
2. Take your full Ushs 4,000,000/=?
3. Keep the entire Ushs 15,000,000/=?
A BLESSED NEW WEEK TO YOU ALL👍
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You loaned your friend Ushs 4,000,000/= last year BUT since then he has refused to pay back, which has really deteriorated the friendship. You beg him to just pay you Ushs 2,000,000/= and forget the rest because you are in a financial crisis.
Your friend then says he can only get you Ushs 1,500,000/= since that's all he has.
You feel like you have no option but to accept. You give him your account details to send the amount directly to your bank.
You wake up the next morning, check your account and there is Ushs 15,000,000/= in it.
You keep staring at the screen in disbelief but it is indeed 15m.
You grab your phone and find 53 missed calls from him and an additional 27 text messages begging you to transfer back Ushs 13,500,000/= since he only meant to send Ushs 1,500,000/= and accidentally added an extra "0."
As a Christian, what are you supposed to do?
1. Send back Ushs 13,500,000/=?n
2. Take your full Ushs 4,000,000/=?
3. Keep the entire Ushs 15,000,000/=?
A BLESSED NEW WEEK TO YOU ALL👍
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Morning fam! ☀️💃
New day, new blessings from God! Let’s be glad + loud in it 🙏✨
Today’s mission: Put our girl *Kakai Marianah Gishu* on the crown 👑
She’s representing us for *Miss Tourism Eastern Uganda* and she NEEDS your votes!
Headed to church? Perfect ⛪ Bring God + bring votes 😄
Share this link with everyone around you before service, after service, during “amen” 😂
👉 https://ticktakafrica.com/contestant/kakai-marianah-gishu/
Let’s make Eastern Uganda trend! One vote = one step closer to the crown.
Tap, vote, share, repeat 🔁
God bless you richly, and bless Kakai with the win! 🙏😊
Who’s voting right now? Drop a 👑 if you’ve voted!
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𝐀 𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐕𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐍 😭😂
𝐀 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝟒𝟎 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧.
𝐀𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬:
"𝐑𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐫... 𝟒𝟎 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬?!"
𝐑𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬:
"𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨?"
𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬: "𝐈 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞."
"𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲?"
"𝐇𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐈 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫."
𝐑𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐬:
"𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓?! 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝! 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐦?"
𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬: "𝐖𝐞'𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐏𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐮𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬... 𝐰𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠!" 😭😂
𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐧𝐞𝐝?
𝐃𝐢𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐯𝐨𝐰𝐬?
𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐎𝐑 𝐃𝐈𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄? 🤔👇
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I ask for your support by voting KAKAI MARIANAH
Follow the link below
https://ticktakafrica.com/contestant/kakai-marianah-gishu/
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In Malawi a book titled: "HOW TO CHANGE YOUR WIFE IN 30 DAYS" sold two million copies in one week, before it was discovered that the title had a spelling error!
The correct title is: "HOW TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE IN 30 DAYS". After the correction, for the whole month, only 3 copies were sold.
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Forget heart break . Nothing pain like receiving the last slap after been separated from a fight 🤣 💔
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I love ppl who don't need everybody to like them, I'm one of those people.😌🔥
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People say falling in love is the best feeling....But I think finding a toilet🚽 when you have a running stomach is the best feeling ever 😂😂😂😂
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