WilliamShatner

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INDOOR SALE!! My homey’s mom grew these and I told her I’d be happy to move them for her. They’re really nice, and super clean. She’s got an insane living soil scene going on at her home farm. Aside from her grow, she’s got incredible flowers and trees. She keeps bees and has acres of wildflowers. The place is dope af, I love going up there to scoop her product. Anyway, I’ll stfu now.. PAYTON’S CRUNCH Gary Payton x Nutter Butter. Pretty loud creamy gas in this strong evenly balanced hybrid. Nice uniform structure throughout and a great trim job. I LOVE Gary Payton and anything with PBB, and this one hits. RAINBOW BELTS A little bit of purple on the tips on these dense buds of sticky Rainbow Belts. Its got a skunky cheesy nose and a sweet taste. It’s nice strong indica smoke and is super relaxing. I love Zkittlez and then pretty much anything from alien labs (moonbow in this one). Great stuff. No deals on her stuff in bulk, it’s just: 112g: 300 224g: 550 1lb: 1000 2lb: 1900 FREE SHIPPING, ALWAYS!! message @william_shatner to order SHATNER’S FLOWER MENU

HARD 3pm eastern, 12pm pacific cutoff TODAY for the Saturday ship. This cutoff is harder than a wedding dick.

NEW INDOOR SMALLS!! PECAN PIE These have monster terps. Greasy, dank littles that smell like a fresh bakery. GAS LEAK Gas gas gas. These are a nice OG centric cut that smoke strong af. I love gas strains, I wish more people grew them these days. HUCKLEBERRY Nice dense pieces of this Sativa dom that nobody is really sure of the lineage. But a ton of people around here have sworn by it for years. Great daytime smoke. HAWAIIAN PUNCH Fruity frosty dense littles. 112g: 225 224g: 375 1lb: 700 2lb: 1350 3lb: 2000 4lb: 2600 5lb: 3150 10lb: 6150 20lb: 12000 FREE SHIPPING, ALWAYS message @william_shatner to order SHATNER’S FLOWER MENU

NEW LIGHT DEPS!! GORILLA GLUE #4 Classic glues here with the normal GG4 structure and a great gassy diesel glue nose. Soft and sticky buds that has a famously strong body high. GLITTER BOMB Super strong indica dominant cut with an interesting blend of Blueberry Headband OG Kush Breath x Grape Gas. Its frosty and have a great look with nicely trimmed well-structured sticky pieces. SLURTY Heavy indica cross of Slurricane x Gelato. Nice sticky buds with a nice blend of colors. Sweet earthy nose and nice consistent structure. 112g: 225 224g: 375 1lb: 700 2lb: 1350 3lb: 2000 4lb: 2650 5lb: 3250 10lb: 6400 20lb: 12400 FREE SHIPPING, ALWAYS message @william_shatner to order SHATNER’S FLOWER MENU

Cutoff for today’s ship is in 30 minutes.

NEW A-GRADE EXOTIC INDOOR New high end indoor tier between A++ exotic indoors and the premier boutiques. Extremely high quality products that check all boxes from a quality standpoint. DRIP STATION Greasy Runtz x Scottie 2 Hottie. Another exotic genetics banger. Terp city from the runtz, with some tropical gas and much bigger filler structure from the Scottie. This strain is a winner. Loud tropical gas nose, caked with frost, and amazing bag appeal. Doesn’t hurt that it will knock you tf out, too. Somewhat limited supply of these. 112g: 400 224g: 750 1lb: 1375 2lb: 2700 3lb: 4000 4lb: 5300 5lb: 6500 10lb: 12500 FREE SHIPPING ALWAYS message @william_shatner to order SHATNER’S FLOWER MENU

New concentrates line dropping tomorrow 🔥🔥🔥 👀

Order asap to make todays ship.

NEW LIGHT DEPS!! GLITTER BOMB Got a few more of these. Get em while they last. FORBIDDEN ZKITTLEZ Forbidden Fruit x Zkittlez. Really frosty and super light almost white color. They have a loud gas smell. They’ve got an indoor type of look even though they’re definitely deps. Some Nice purple color, too. Structure is on the smaller side, but it’s pretty nice stuff at this ticket. SLURTY Heavy indica cross of Slurricane x Gelato. Nice sticky buds with a good amount of purple leaves in them. Sweet earthy nose and nice consistent structure. 112g: 225 224g: 375 1lb: 700 2lb: 1350 3lb: 2000 4lb: 2650 5lb: 3250 10lb: 6400 20lb: 12400 FREE SHIPPING, ALWAYS message @william_shatner to order SHATNER’S FLOWER MENU

NEW TIER 2 LIGHT ASSIST!! LAZER FUEL Dense, frosty, chunky af, and smell like a grape jolly rancher. It’s Gary Payton x Falcon 9, an exotic genetics banger. These are nice, I almost listed them as a tier 1, but I got a good deal on ‘em so I’ll pass that along to y’all. CADILLAC RAINBOW Super strong cross of Pure Michigan and original Runtz, it’s got this fuel mint nose with a little bit of deep fruit on the backside. It’s got a great look that could easily pass as indoor. 112 grams: 290 224 grams: 475 454 grams: 885 2lbs: 1750 3lbs: 2600 4lbs: 3450 5lbs: 4200 10lbs: 8000 FREE SHIPPING, ALWAYS!! Message @william_shatner to order SHATNER’S FLOWER MENU

NEW HIGH SOCIETY PRE-PACKAGED BOUTIQUE EXOTIC FLOWER!! The next step up for this pre-packaged flower listing. These are roughly in-between my boutiques and tier 1. They’re frosty, great smelling indoor exotics from licensed producers. CANDY PAVE: Paris OG x Menthol. This is a very gassy cut. Smells like spicy minty fuel. Strong balanced hybrid smoke and a great look. JET FUEL BISCOTTI: Jet Fuel Gelato x Biscotti. Terpy gas with these heavy hitters in the lineage. Beautiful frosty buds and great strong smoke. 14 GRAM BAGS: 1-5 (add-on to an order only): 40 each 6-20: 35 each 21-49: 33 each 50-99: 31 each 100+: ask 28 GRAM BAGS: 1-3 (add-on to an order only): 75 each 4-15: 70 each 16-31: 67.50 each 32-64: 65 each 65-99: 60 each 100+: ask FREE SHIPPING ALWAYS message @william_shatner to order SHATNER’S PREPACKAGED PRODUCTS MENU

CHERRY LIMEAID DEPS!! Still plenty in stock!!! The internet’s best deal is back in action!! Random offering of these cherry limeaid light deps. Nice nose that’s like a cherry grape soda with a little bit of citrus on the backend. Bright green and frosty with a little bit of purple mixed in. 112g: 200 224g: 325 1lb: 625 2lb: 1200 3lb: 1775 4lb: 2350 5lb: 2850 10lb: 5600 SHIPPING IS ALWAYS FREE!!! message @william_shatner to order SHARNER’S FLOWER MENU

NEW THC GUMMIES!!! New gummies!!! These are very high quality THC gummies made with full-spectrum solventless organic material free of pesticides and toxic fertilizers. These are much better than the Sugar Highs that I’ve recently carried. They’re really potent, start with a half of a gummie if you don’t regularly eat cannabis. 10 gummies per pack. 500 mg. Great tasting mixed fruit flavors. 5 flavors per bag. MINIMUM ORDER OF 20 BAGS IF ONLY ORDERING GUMMIES. BUT YOU CAN ADD ANY AMOUNT TO AN ORDER. Or you can add 25 dollars for shipping to any order 1-19 bags if only buying gummies. You can add a single bag or however many you want to any other order. 1-9 bags: $11 per bag 10-60: $10 per bag 60+: $9.50 per bag SHIPPING IS ALWAYS FREE message @william_shatner to order SHATNER’S PREPACKAGED PRODUCT MENU

NEW TIER 1 LIGHT ASSIST!! Both of these are very well grown by a friend and someone I consider to be an elite farmer. JEALOUS BANANAS Jealousy x Banana Creme cross that is phenomenal. It’s super frosty, very pretty looking, and has a great creamy gassy nose. Real strong indica high. CHEM CANDY Gassy and bright green. It’s a straight fuel nose. This is a local cross of Chemdog and Candy Cane (an old school cut this guy has had for years that has AK47 and White Widow in it). It slaps. 112 grams: 300 224 grams: 525 454 grams: 975 2lbs: 1875 3lbs: 2750 4lbs: 3650 5lbs: 4500 10lb: 8800 FREE SHIPPING, ALWAYS! @william_shatner SHATNER’S FLOWER MENU

Orders will need to be in Friday by 11am cali time (2pm eastern) to ship by Saturday

RANDOM APPLES N BANANAS DEP DROP!! Limited supply. These are from a friend of mine and will ship SATURDAY. They are ONLY available in 2.5 pound packs. 1700 for 2.5lbs APPLES N BANANAS LOUD fruit gas nose. Really pretty purpley color, frosty, sticky, squishy. For this one, contact me BEFORE you send dough. First ones to message get em until I’m out. I will go in order. Do NOT say you want a pack and then flake on paying, I’ll probably just block you. Message @william_shatner to order

CHERRY LIMEAID DEPS!! THEY’RE BACK!!! The internet’s best deal is back in action!! Random offering of these cherry limeaid light deps. Nice nose that’s like a cherry grape soda with a little bit of citrus on the backend. Bright green and frosty with a little bit of purple mixed in. 112g: 200 224g: 325 1lb: 625 2lb: 1200 3lb: 1775 4lb: 2350 5lb: 2850 10lb: 5600 SHIPPING IS ALWAYS FREE!!! message @william_shatner to order SHARNER’S FLOWER MENU

NEW TIER 2 LIGHT ASSIST!! CADILLAC RAINBOW Super strong cross of Pure Michigan and original Runtz, it’s got this fuel mint nose with a little bit of deep fruit on the backside. It’s got a great look that could easily pass as indoor. GRAPE FREEZE POP Frosty and bright green and purple. Real nice grape gas nose, they smell fantastic. The stuff is sticky and has great bag appeal. 112 grams: 290 224 grams: 475 454 grams: 885 2lbs: 1750 3lbs: 2600 4lbs: 3450 5lbs: 4200 10lbs: 8000 FREE SHIPPING, ALWAYS!! Message @william_shatner to order SHATNER’S FLOWER MENU

NEW LIGHT DEPS!! FORBIDDEN ZKITTLEZ Forbidden Fruit x Zkittlez. Really frosty and super light almost white color. They have a loud gas smell. They’ve got an indoor type of look even though they’re definitely deps. Some Nice purple color, too. Structure is on the smaller side, but it’s pretty nice stuff at this ticket. SLURTY Heavy indica cross of Slurricane x Gelato. Nice sticky buds with a good amount of purple leaves in them. Sweet earthy nose and nice consistent structure. 112g: 225 224g: 375 1lb: 700 2lb: 1350 3lb: 2000 4lb: 2650 5lb: 3250 10lb: 6400 20lb: 12400 FREE SHIPPING, ALWAYS message @william_shatner to order SHATNER’S FLOWER MENU