Memers Texts

Real man doesn't ask for nudes, He asks masturbating video #Eyobed

እኔ ማዝነው እሙማቸውን መስዋዕት አድረገው GC ደርሰው ጉድ ለሆኑት እህቶቼ ነው። hoeይቸው ጉድ ይሉሀክ ይሄ ነው #Abocher_Ye_Mita

የፌደራል ዱላ is weird. U wont feel a thing after they hit u with it. Then next day u tey to move,ur brain can't give orders to ur ወገብ #Tesfa_Mengesha

Have u seen ur self inside a mirror when u're having sex? ተፍ ተፍ ስልን እኮ ክንፏ ሳያድግ ለመብረር ምትታገል ወፍ ነው ምንመስለው #Chuni_Misganaw_Kebede

Trust me, that person you're chatting with every night will leave u soon. #Fu_La

Teacher: what is the past tense of "she is pregnant?" Me: she was fucked #Dawit_Befikadu

Translating memes into amharic doesn't make u a memer. It makes u a dick-tionary #Dani_Tadesse

To my single friends: Stay positive and hopeful. After few weeks of lockdown there will be plenty of breakups and new opportunities #Dani_Tadesse

Another way to propose to a girl Will u መላጥ my ጨጓራ for the rest of my life #Mike_Filimoni

The መርዘም ዘቁላ He is from አሰላ

The መስፋት the vagina She is from ሆሳዕና

The ማጠር the ቁላ he's from ዲላ #Daggie_Belay

We all know that bitch who looks like a reflection from ማንኪያ #Tesfa_Mengesha

Ugly girls should give respect to who ever made the lights in clubs dark. #Tesfa_Mengesha

ዐይኗማ ጥርሷማ የእግዜሩ ስራ ነው ግርም ያደረገኝ doggy አሰጣጡዋ ነው #Tesfa_Mengesha

A recognition : Those evangelic girls on Fb preaching us about the አዲስ ኪዳን with their titties out. በርቱልን #Eyu_Be_Ryt

Im not ጥላሁን ገሰሰ but ኸኸኸኸኸኸ #Tesfa_Engida

Im not pamfalon but የምንታንፀባርቀ የምንታንፀባርቀው ×189 #Emanuel_Hailu

Im not Ed sheeran but im in love with the shape of u #Eyobed

I know a break up hurts but የጎረቤት ልጅ ከእናቱ ፊት ዝም ብሎህ ሲመታህ ጋር አይወዳደርም #Eyobed