The Comedy Centre

𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂?

A good woman will stay by your side no matter how much you lie, cheat, or steal. That woman is your mother, not your wife so drop your bad habits and treat your wife right! #WordForTheDay @TheComedyCentre

💬 Who are you?

Dad : Who do you like more, mum or me? Son : Both Dad : Okay, if I go to Malaysia and your mum goes to Dubai , where will you go? Son : Dubai Dad : That shows you love your mum more? Son : No, it shows I love Dubai more than Malaysia Dad : Okay, if I go to Dubai and your mum goes to Malaysia , where will you go? Son : Malaysia Dad : Replied angrily, why? Son : why the anger, I chose Malaysia because I have been to Dubai before Dad : When did you go to Dubai ? Son : During the first question @TheComedyCentre

𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂?

💬 Who are you?

𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂?

💬 Who are you?

𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂?

Things that can only happen in Nigeria! A man will have unprotected sex with a girl he just met at the club, get in his car and put on his seatbelt like he didn't just try to kill himself a minute ago! @TheComedyCentre