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1: I have a question. what does blowing mean in this exercise? me: blowing? 2: he meant bowling! 1: OOOHHH! I read that wrong me: just so you know, blowing someone means sucking someone's dick 1: OHMYGOD later... 2: hey 1, would you like to go bowling? 1: sure, I love big balls!

Я нормальный

– i have the most feeble excuse. i need to do the dishes. – sounds like the dishes did you

– is anyone coming to… what is this shit called?

ученица: palm trees covered in snow look like хэндехох я: ?? ученица: ёж

спасибо за бондинг клаб…или бондаж клаб (с)

в чем смысл что-то читать если там не про стояк? (с)

DaFaq?

заходишь в душ,а там 3 Паши (с)

today my style is mostly neither cottagecore, nor angelcore, it’s rather pajamacore (C)

Мой сон просто в пизду (с) рки

at this point im developing a mental speech impediment... talking to you

Разводиться — это не про машину? (с) рки

i need to grow up, im a grown-ass kid thinking about all the stupid shit i did (c)