Comics

Poorly Drawn Lines – New Hobby

CELEBRATE: Serve passengers tiered cakes shaped like the airspace class diagram

Someday I just know I'm going to encounter a problem that requires 500 flashlights and 700 knives with weird holes in them, and on that day I won't be caught unprepared.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Been Angry

Poorly Drawn Lines – My Mistakes

Serve one each to guests whose last cursed cocktail was more than 2 months ago.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Whole New Mouse

Don't worry, the dogs are all fine. That's actually kind of the problem.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Might Not

It's okay, we can just feed the one-pixel image into an AI upscaler and recover the original image, or at least one that's just as cool.

It's been extra bad ever since my GPS got stuck on Phoebe Judge mode.

Now I'm tempted to start telling people that I secretly don't actually know how to do any physics calculations, and so all the answers in What If are based on me actually trying to do the thing and then reporting what happened, but phrased as if it's hypothetical.

Another option: "It is an honor to be the first human to set foot on the moon."

Poorly Drawn Lines – Mad at You

To that stranger on the KOOL Tree House chat room, I gotta hand it to you: You were, ultimately, not wrong.

Poorly Drawn Lines – In Life

Juraaaassic Park, Juraaaassic Park, God shed his grace on theeeee

'Why did you get into fluid dynamics?' 'Well, SOME planet has to have the coolest clouds, odds are it's not ours, and rockets are slow.'

Ground-pole-ball-pole can be fun if you shake the first pole to get the second one whipping around dangerously, but the ball at the joint gets torn apart pretty fast.