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The sickest, rudest, most offensive, inappropriate & politically incorrect jokes — we've got them all!
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Sickipedia (@sickipedia) Ingliz til segmentidagi kanali faol ishtirokchi. Hozirda hamjamiyat 12 892 obunachidan iborat bo'lib, Hazil & Muvofiqiyat toifasida 3 818-o'rinni va AQSH mintaqasida 3 308-o'rinni egallagan.
📊 Auditoriya ko‘rsatkichlari va dinamika
невідомо sanasidan buyon loyiha tez o‘sib, 12 892 obunachiga ega bo‘ldi.
10 Sentabr, 2025 dagi oxirgi ma’lumotlarga ko‘ra kanal barqaror faollikka ega. Oxirgi 30 kunda obunachilar soni -90 ga, so‘nggi 24 soatda esa 0 ga o‘zgardi va umumiy qamrov yuqori darajada qolmoqda.
- Tasdiqlash holati: Tasdiqlanmagan
- Jalb etish (ER): Auditoriya o‘rtacha 0% darajada jalb etiladi. Nashrdan keyingi dastlabki 24 soatda kontent odatda umumiy obunachilar sonining N/A% ini tashkil etuvchi reaksiyalarni to‘playdi.
- Post qamrovi: Har bir post o‘rtacha 0 marta ko‘riladi; birinchi sutkada odatda 0 ta ko‘rish yig‘iladi.
- Reaksiyalar va o‘zaro ta’sir: Auditoriya faol: har bir postga o‘rtacha 0 ta reaksiya keladi.
- Tematik yo‘nalishlar: Kontent wordplay, joke, blonde, husband, jar kabi asosiy mavzularga jamlangan.
📝 Tavsif va kontent siyosati
Muallif resursni shaxsiy fikrni ifoda etish maydoni sifatida ta’riflaydi:
“The sickest, rudest, most offensive, inappropriate & politically incorrect jokes — we've got them all!”
Yuqori yangilanish chastotasi (oxirgi ma’lumot 11 Sentabr, 2025 da olingan) sababli kanal doimo dolzarb va katta qamrovli bo‘lib qoladi. Analitika auditoriya kontent bilan faol hamkorlik qilishini, uni Hazil & Muvofiqiyat toifasidagi muhim ta’sir nuqtasiga aylantirishini ko‘rsatadi.
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Google announced a major breakthrough in quantum computing.
This is really great news. And at the same time it's really bad news.
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IKEA have started selling women’s underwear.
Their range of bras are called stoppemfloppen.
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Did you know that you can tell the sex of an ant by putting it in water
If it sinks, it’s a girl ant. If it floats, it’s buoyant!
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Hitler went to a fortuneteller and asked her, “On what day will I die?”
The seeress assured him that he would die on a Jewish holiday.
“Why are you so sure of that?” demanded Hitler.
“Any day,” she replied, “on which you die will be a Jewish holiday.”
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My wife left me a note on the fridge saying, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not quite sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
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If I had a nickel for every woman who found me unattractive...
Eventually women would find me attractive.
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If a deaf person has to go to court...
It is still called a hearing?
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I saw a brunette walking her dogs. I asked: "What are your dogs' names?"
She: "Calvin and Klein."
Me: "Isn't that a brand of underwear?"
She: "Exactly, they're boxers."
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A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!”
The teller replies, “Don’t you mean history?”
The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!"
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What's the difference between an artist and an extra large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of 4.
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I went to the library and asked if they had any books on turtles.
The librarian asked, “Hardback?”
I replied, “Yes. Little heads too.”
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Did you hear about the prostitute that became an accountant?
It's the thot that counts.
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In college, I thought it was ok to drink a lot of alcohol and smoke a lot of pot.
But cocaine…. is where I drew the line.
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I told my friend this dark joke were a man and his wife only had sex with the lights off.
It was so the guy could use a dildo to please is wife. But then she turns the lights on, and is like, “Explain the dildo.” And he’s like, “Explain the kids.”
So I finish and my friend said, “That really wasn’t that dark of a joke.”
And I said, “Where you not listening? The lights were off.”
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My wife insists the Bible is placed next our bed whenever we make love.
This ensures we do it by the book.
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I was walking down the street this morning and I was hit by a violin, then a clarinet, and then a French horn.
I think it was an orchestrated attack.
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A blind pilot walks onto a plane waving his white cane.
The passengers all look at each other in disbelief. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says, "Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the captain is legally blind, but rest assured, he is one of the best pilots in the world with over six thousand successful flights."
Next the co-pilot makes his way to the plane and he is also blind and uses his walking stick to make it to the cabin. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says, "Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the co-pilot is also blind, but rest assured, he is the second best pilot in the world with over five thousand successful flights."
At this point the plane begins to take off from the runway. As it gains speed, the passengers grow tenser. The plane keeps accelerating more and more and as it approaches the end of the runway, it still hasn't left the ground.
The plane is approaching the end of the runway at high speed and the passengers scream, "Oh my God, we're all going to die!!" Suddenly, the plane takes off and begins its ascent.
The pilot turns to the co-pilot and says, "The day they stop screaming, we're screwed."
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Why do Americans rarely tell jokes about mass shootings?
Because it’s always too soon.
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After many years of marriage, I think my wife still finds me sexy.
Everytime I go past her in the house she says, "What an ass."
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