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Like i was saying

Not if you dont snitch nigga

you're gonna get deported from Japan too

Yeah we put anime art of dragons on our holy buildings what about it?

Is your brass bell so huge you need a fucking battering ram to sound it? Didnt think so

This is peak. It is goated. Pagoated even. This is what it means to revere the kami

Seems legit

Saar indian good people trust me im from Norway

Whoa

Our battle plan against the French is ready. No criticism please I already know its perfect

Ait Nihonjins. Ill refrain from smorking

Lmfao

The kind of story you'd never read in a White country.

Uhhh based?

HR forced me to hire a junior systems administrator last week. He's 23 years old and showed up on day 1 carrying a physical notebook. He spent his first morning looking at our backend and realized my automation scripts were written in 2008. He asked me why we're running deprecated code that relies on an unpatched version of Windows 7. I told him we employ a strategy of chronological obfuscation. I explained that modern malware is designed to attack modern architecture. By keeping our infrastructure trapped in the Bush administration, we're immune to zero-day exploits. You can't hack what you can't interface with. He looked at me like I was insane and asked about data compliance. I leaned back in my chair and whispered the phrase "asynchronous legacy tunneling". He immediately closed his notebook and apologized for questioning my vision. I spent the rest of the afternoon watching a 4-hour documentary about the Roman Empire at my desk. Next week I'm going to make him untangle cat 5s for character development.

Except Pasta. He's Rhodok

I want you to know I consider you all my Swadian knights

telegram is kinda like m&b warband where you seek out eccentric niggas to be your companions and then your subscribers are the normal troops

Heh, looks like SpaceX went to the moon and back