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> It’s Monday, the market opens, oil is about to reach $110+ per barrel > Post ‘Iran wants to make a deal’ > It’s Friday, the markets close > Post ‘We’re gonna bomb the shit out of Iran, lunatic terrorist bastards’ Rinse and repeat.

Apropos of nothing, I'm fed up with elves in shit. Bunch of fairies

Hell of a thing for an 81 year old system to assert so boldly

Don't worry friend, they're gargling jizz in hell now

Lol

Chinese tiktokers selling inflatable mock targets with heat signatures is peak fucking capitalism

https://fixupx.com/IfindRetards/status/2099286515394449662/mediaViewer?currentTweet=2099286515394449662&currentTweetUser=IfindRetards Theyre cute actually, i like em

Wahoo

— 🇺🇸/🇮🇷 NEW: Brent Crude Oil opens up at $109 per barrel @Middle_East_Spectator

Wait i thought they were called Calvin and Hobbes

Lmfao

Its time for all of us to become Unreasonable Whiteman

Shame they hit the wrong train

🇷🇺❌🇩🇪🇬🇧 - Earlier today a train carrying Boris Johnson, Merz's Top Security Advisor and senior UK, German, French and Italian security officials was stopped near the Polish border after a Russian drone struck a passenger train on the same route. @GeoPWatch

Bad news guys. Reasonable Blackman was entirely made up by a kike for the usual reasons. ITS EVERY FUCKING TIME AND IM FUCKING DONE