Yohannes Haile

It’s birthday week so self-love

Reframing surgery as a financial flex would make you feel better about it as a patient.

So my healthy coping mechanism is creating memes apparently. It’s one of the most stressful moments of my life, but we gotta keep entertaining the audience, no? I may be God’s favorite child for the laughs I create in the midst of all this.

Quoting Bodak Yellow after almost a decade That's how you know I hold grudges

In the words of Cardi B, "Got a bag and fixed my teeth (heart in my case), hope you hoes know it ain't cheap / And I pay my mama bills, I ain't got no time to chill.

Soft-launching my visa :)

I should stop censoring myself… I feel suffocated

There’s a big hole in my heart that can only be filled by buying an iPhone 18 Pro. ብሩ እንደሆነ መኪና አይገዛም

It’s my birthday week and I’m turning 28 My biological health explains my dad bod. We’re working on it

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iPhone haters begging you for their pictures you took at a gathering could be the final selling point to sustain Apple.

I’m where I want to be emotionally iOS 27.0 Public Release

Got access to Jev as well

I disabled Siri from my iPhone and iPad to let my MacBook pick my instructions

I thought I’d hate the orb, but it’s pretty now that I see it IRL

Fun fact: Siri AI shares colors with Odit Birge

I got access to Siri AI 🫧

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