Yohannes Haile

exhibiting incel behaviors i gotta go ask someone out and break the curse on time

months ago i was unemployed and i didn’t have a driver’s license fast forward to today, i am employed and i don’t have a driver’s license

AI does it all i just cheerlead to the chad of the room

you either die a hero or live long enough to dig the gold diggers themselves bars, but 18+

chatgpt thinks i instead give off the stripper loves me vibes

one of the kpi i measure is the fact that i have been gold dug in recent months or not if i have, that’s a good thing and it means i’m giving a rich person vibe if not, it’s time to land a second job maybe

who would sponsor bro to buy a new car?

who would tell bro the driver’s license will be as useful as the passport he has which has no visa stamp so far

bro learns how to drive like he has a car to drive

software engineers should start branding their products as existence as a service (EaaS) instead of SaaS, becaue all they do to build them is exist in front of cursor or claude

my type is 🤌🏽

there’s no true feminist in this country a bold thing to say in march, but it makes sense if you think about it lol

another white boy with a slop-code

total installs surpassed 15 thank y’all 🖤

good morning here’s the ultimate boss of if he wanted, he could https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSuHkWmwS/

watched 3 episodes and stopped i want to save the rest for later too much good stuff happening today… let’s not abuse the gods’ mercy

how do they even come up with scripts like this? lol

robi check 👀

i am laughing like a fool here