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Climb the Empire State Building to propose: immediately arrested. Kill and injure 50 Million people? Medal of Freedom… @catturd2

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CORRUPT CHIEF JUSTICE EXPOSED: John Roberts’ wife Jane made $10,323,842.70 in commissions from Big Law firms arguing cases before HIS Supreme Court! Roberts listed it as “salary” to hide it. He NEVER recused from 500+ cases when he had a HUGE FINANCIAL & FAMILY CONFLICT OF INTEREST! A FORMAL disbarment complaint was filed April 2026! This guy “saved” Obamacare and sold out conservatives for YEARS! WHY DON'T HOUSE REPUBLICANS IMPEACH JOHN ROBERTS IMMEDIATELY? @catturd2

BREAKING: RFK Jr. launches his Telegram—Revealing BOMBSHELL Evidence That Will EXPOSE the Deep State Like NEVER Before! Patriots, the moment we've been waiting for is HERE. RFK Jr. is unveiling explosive proof that will shake the very foundations of the corrupt establishment. The TRUTH can no longer be hidden. Stay tuned —this changes EVERYTHING! JOIN HERE: @RobertKennedyChannel

McConnell found unconscious of a suspected heart attack days after voting NO on the SAVE America Act. Against his constituents. Who really voted? Senator for 40 years. Everything wrong with Congress. Congress isn’t meant to be a crooked nursing home. @catturd2

I'm not afraid to say it - for the love of God - NO MORE WOMEN ON SCOTUS! They're destroying our country with their emotional cringe weakness. @catturd2

🔻In 2019, researchers at the University of Arizona placed clinically dead cardiac tissue under 660nm red light exposure. The tissue had been declared dead. Zero electrical activity. No metabolic function. No ATP production. Complete cellular death. After 12 minutes of 660nm photon exposure: → Mitochondria reactivated. → ATP production resumed. → Electrical signals returned. → Muscle fibers began contracting. THE TISSUE CAME BACK TO LIFE. This is not a metaphor. This is not a figure of speech. This is documented, filmed, peer-reviewed cellular resurrection. Dead cells. Exposed to red light. Came back. WHY THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING: Modern medicine operates on one fundamental assumption: once tissue dies, it cannot return. This assumption is WRONG. What “death” actually means at the cellular level is: mitochondria have stopped producing ATP. Without ATP, all cellular processes halt. The cell is declared dead. But the mitochondria are not destroyed. They are DORMANT. And 660nm photons — the exact wavelength absorbed by Cytochrome C Oxidase — can RESTART them. Like jumpstarting a dead car battery. The engine isn’t destroyed. It just needs a spark. Red light IS that spark. WHAT THIS MEANS FOR YOU: Your body right now contains billions of cells that are in various stages of decline: → Cells operating at 80% capacity → Cells operating at 50% capacity → Cells operating at 20% capacity → Cells that have essentially shut down These are not dead yet. They are DYING. Slowly. Every day. More of them cross the threshold. Every chronic condition. Every pain. Every sign of aging. Is a map of cells that have fallen below functional threshold. And EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM can be reactivated. Not with drugs. Not with surgery. Not with supplements. With LIGHT. The MedBed Home Therapy Mat delivers 660nm + 850nm + PEMF to your entire body. 300+ medical-grade LEDs. Full-body coverage. 20 minutes. You are not treating symptoms. You are RESURRECTING cells that your body has given up on. This is not therapy. This is a resurrection protocol. ⬇️ https://cutt.ly/MedBedHomeTherapyOfficial ✅️

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Amy Coney Barrett just sold us out again. Absolute Traitor. @catturd2

REPORTED 911 Dispatch regarding Sen. Mitch McConnell: Dispatched 8:36 to his home in DC on June 14th... Requesting EMS stating “unconscious and needing ALS (advanced life support).” Is Mitch McConnell even alive? We the people deserve to know. @catturd2

This is what USAID money was funding. @catturd2

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A brave man is reporting that elites have already started trafficking children from Venezuela after a massive earthquake that took place. He says the situation is worse than it looks and that family members have been denied access by the military and police in their attempts to find their children. Save the Children NGO is already operating in Venezuela. “They are taking traumatized and orphaned children for child trafficking.” “It’s not even humans doing it. These people are evil.” @catturd2

Time to clean house. @catturd2

Eric Trump just flipped the script on Chris Cuomo live on-air, leaving him shocked. Cuomo accused President Trump of going after his political opponents the moment he took office… Eric sounded off: “Did we, did we try and bankrupt Biden? Did we raid Biden's home? Did we try and bankrupt Biden?” “Did we weaponize every AG and DA against Biden? Do we do that against Hunter Biden who had a laptop from hell, pictures of cocaine, illicit drug use, prostitution?” “Did we make up a dirty dossier? About Biden, did they try and destroy Biden's marriage? Did we make up stories that Biden had secret servers in the basement of his home communicating with the Kremlin in Russia?” “Did we strip Biden off the ballot of multiple states? Did we take Biden off of Twitter and Instagram and Facebook and try and silence his voice so he couldn't communicate?” “Did we put Biden in a courtroom every single day for nonsense to try and keep him off of a campaign trail to try and destroy his life?” @catturd2

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If they have a picture with Alex Soros, just know they’re corrupt. @catturd2

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I'm doing a one minute special today on who killed Charlie Kirk. You don't have to subscribe. You don't have to pay anything. You don't have wait 9 months. You don't have to attack a grieving widow and her children. - and you don't have to listen to laughable nonsense. See picture below. That concludes my one minute special on who killed Charlie Kirk. Thanks for watching. @catturd2

🚨"ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHlNG IS BEING HlDDEN FROM US!" William Hopkins - 22 years worked in the Vatican archives, there he saw the archive of a thousand years ago in which the whoIe history from the past to the future is written, the information is not comforting: → What reaIly happened to Jesus (actuaIly all ... read more) → HitIer was hidden in 1945, his son was born, guess who he is (you aIl know him very well) → What's hidden under Washington? (you shouId see this) A real nightmare awaits us! Check here: https://t.me/+tEjvuxxRyiA0YWQx

Sen. Ashley Moody exposed Dr Fauci for all of his lies: The pandemic was fake. The tests were fake. The mask science was fake. The social distancing was fake. The vaccine science was fake. The news was fake. It was all fake. @catturd2