Hate Facts: Folie à Deux

My ex-wife once dragged me to see the play Hamilton because she said it spoke to her experience. I later learned that she mistakenly believed it was a play about Ham and weighing a Ton...folks! @HateFacts2

This is how I say goodbye to every woman I have sex with. @HateFacts2

This is an AI merging of Michael Rapaport and Dave Portnoy into a jew of unparalleled annoyance, named Rapaportnoy. @HateFacts2

I asked AI to generate me an image of what it would be like if Gandalf and Tony Soprano merged into a single being named Gandalfini. Once again, I am the only person on earth using AI correctly. @HateFacts2

I asked AI to generate me an image of Stone Cold Steve Crowder. I am satisfied with the results. @HateFacts2

I can't believe Tommy Robinson had his son Tyler shoot Charlie Kirk so he wouldn't have him as competition for top shabos goy anymore. That's not cool man. @HateFacts2

I've recently suffered a back injury. While perusing the various chiropractic channels on YouTube, ive discovered a few things. 1. Girl on girl chiropractic adjustments are basically softcore porn. I remember watching some and saying "if my back wasn't in agonizing pain, I'd probably be boned up right now" 2. The more attractive the doctor and patient, the less legitimate the videos are. If you see a 10 getting cracked by a doctor who is a 7 (high number for a doctor), that's engagement farming. If you see a fat 62yo southern man cracking a limping trucker, that guy knows his shit. 3. Every male chiropractic under 40 is an effeminate homo, or Chinese. There's no middle ground. 4. I should become a youtube chiropractor. As the only straight non-Chinese guy under 40 in the business, I'd command a large audience. @HateFacts2

Can you get that weird African eye-bulg from giving people butterfly kisses, because I do that to everyone; often against their will. @HateFacts2

Apparently some male NBA players are going to claim to be women and try to compete in the WNBA. Personally I don't think women should be forced to compete against people who are genetically that much more smarter and funnier than they are. @HateFacts2

Apparently a black lab is a dog. I just thought it was where Neil Degrass Tyson worked. @HateFacts2

A girl wanted to go out with me today, but I played tard to get. She was like "we should get a drink sometime" and I was like "DURRRR! DURRRRR!! DURRRRRR!!!" till she went away. She'll be back though. She knows how the game is played. @HateFacts2

Ive decided to stop being antisemitic. With Jonah Hill out there, it's getting to be way too dangerous. What if he found out all the things I've been saying? Then what? Now I have this Jew-jitsu ace killer, putting me in rear naked chokes and such? I don't think so. I was willing to face the ZOG machine and all it's power, but there are some battles that just can't be won. Ill face down full force of international banking and finance any day, but a 42yo fat guy who's in slightly better shape than he used to be? That's asking too much. Im sick of god giving me his toughest battles. @HateFacts2

I've consulted with several geologists and they've all agreed unanimously with my theory that a Hawaiian man cannot be a rock. So this Duane "The Rock" Johnson guy has been lying to us for decades. His real name should be Duane "The Person" Johnson. Yet another colored man who's deceived us. @HateFacts2

Bibi Netanyahu? More like Bibi NetanYahoo, because that guy's just a big yahoo; in my opinion ^boom, got your ass Israeli prime minister. @HateFacts2

I like to make ladies call me their daddy in bed. To be clear, I don't make them call me "daddy" I make them call me their father's actual name. I'll be like "what's my name?" and they'll be like "Mr. David Jacobson, Dave to your friends" and I'll be like "that's right, now don't forget to get me a father's day gift. Something from the heart is more emotionally rewarding to me than something expensive...you dirty whore" now that's a good time. @HateFacts2

The most awkward introduction I've ever had was when I was at a protest. A lady on my side came up to me and said "your name's Rick?" And I was like "yeah" and she was like "great, come with me." So I follow her, and she leads me to this other guy, stops in front of him and says "his name is also Rick." Then she left the two of us awkwardly standing there. @HateFacts2

Fascism vs fat shitism

Being a beautiful, fit woman IS indeed fascism. @Fashposting

Like i told the last girl I hooked up with "sorry if you HEARD me say I was a massage therapist, but I distinctly said misogynist rapist." The point is, good communication is the cornerstone of a healthy relationship. @HateFacts2