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This exact day, in the afternoon, I decided to make this channel on a whim. I felt that my SNCA should be shared to a global, worldwide audience, or something on that matter. Somehow, it garnered far more attention than I thought it would (possibly due to my mafia ties), and I'm eternally grateful to all of my beautiful little Sfaccimmlings for letting it happen! So, here's to more years of coal and dogs and all the junk I like. Cheers! Obviously, I can't forget shouting out all of my Jewish connections, so here they are! Do forgive me if I miss anyphono. https://t.me/wulfgarsonionfields one of my favorite fat chuds, At this point I'm considering actually leaving Applejack to him. https://t.me/Dead_Snarknigger_Storage my favorite finngolian/mongolian/whatchamacallit of all time, keep on trucking. https://t.me/aiwenxd he might be balding, a kike, a midget escort, and an anime larper, but you can't hate that guy. Mwah. https://t.me/cumtown Creature of strife and malice. https://t.me/SaularShitpost Can't go wrong with this guy. He'd be a good enforcer for the famiglia. https://t.me/unshartedpants One of the few sane macacos left on the planet. Worthy of praise https://t.me/urinarytract Unc might be a billion years old, but he's never stopped cooking. Say hi to your dog for me! https://t.me/Himawarikai The strongest leaf to ever exist, a Super Leaf, if you will. His genome will be used to produce jeet cleansing stone cold killahs https://t.me/clemsprkchpexp Another unc with bullseye aim. Keep it up big bro, love ya! https://t.me/the_high_council_of_frens That's a lot of people to shout out, but you know who you are! I'll give you all a smooch. https://t.me/Smeedtakes Another prime supersoldier material. I'll put in a good word, they'll be replicating you soon, amen 🙏 https://t.me/BonbonBunker Keep cooking up auntie 🤟🏻 https://t.me/enigmaticmemes I STILL won't dare open your channel in public, but I can't ignore the amount of knowledge that whoever runs this possesses. Post more dogs, if you will. https://t.me/UUmemes Another foundational unc, your work keeps this whole place runnin'. A big smooch. https://t.me/texaliangamingepicmoments Hehe. I like guns :D https://t.me/alchemistsshack Alcahal ❤️ https://t.me/UnderwaterLair Before I thought of a theme, I wanted to do an underwater themed one too, but I'd just never compare. Big smooches to you big bro. https://t.me/Tortuposting You got my seal of approval long ago, so for anything you need, go chat with the don. https://t.me/CulturedSlav I like your funny words, magic boy!

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(from the opening of The Blind Owl) From Wikipedia: "The Blind Owl... is a Persian novella by Sadegh Hedayat that is about an isolated, unnamed narrator who recounts his obsessive love for an enigmatic woman and his gradual descent into psychological fragmentation, conveyed through a dark, hallucinatory narrative in which reality, memory, and nightmare become indistinguishable. [It] is considered to be Hedayat's magnum opus." I and my friend Saul from the @SaularShitpost channel are planning to do a group reading of this book starting sometime between Friday, May 15th and Monday, May 18th. If you would like to join the two of us in reading and discussing a ~100 page novella considered a foundational masterpiece of modern Iranian literature, please reach out to me @societycat for vetting and an invitation to the related group chat. An .epub or .pdf of the English translation by D.P. Costello will be provided upon request. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blind_Owl