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I don't know what ol' Benny is getting so upset about, I see three American flags in this picture

Benny is NOT OK with the stars and stripes being the bottom bitch flag

Me and the bad bitch (my arresting officer) I pulled by being silly (staging a coup d'etat)

RIP Professor Kaczynski

Osha can suck my balls from the back, and I refuse to relinquish my 1st place trophy from the warehouse Forklift Grand Prix

"Of course, if Muad'Dib were the Lisan al Gaib, our reverend mothers would tell us, wouldn't they? After all, we supply melange to these addicts so they can guide us. It's their job. Well, that's where it gets interesting. Our producers reached out to the Padishah Emperor..."

Always appreciate constructive feedback

Can the amazing atheist rotate bananas in his mind?

"Listen, if you wanted to join Neo Zeon, you'd have to really hate the Federation." "I do!" "Oh yeah? How much?" "A lot!" "Right, you're in. Listen, the only people we hate more than the Federation is the fucking Axis Zeon." "yeah! splitters!" "And the Delaz Fleet!" "oh yeah! yes! Splitters! Splitters..." "And Full Frontal's Neo Zeon!" "yeah! Splitters! Split- What?" "Full Frontal's Neo Zeon! Splitters!" "We're Full Frontal's Neo Zeon!" "Oh. I thought we were Char's Neo Zeon" "Full Frontal's! Hmph!" "Whatever happened to Char's Neo Zeon, Angelo?" "He's over there." *points to Ghost Char sitting with Amuro and Lalah "SPLITTER!"

Me when I learn I was nominated for Best Racist in the Most Racist Town In America