Shitpost Palace

Today we celebrate the feast day of St. Tikhon the Confessor. After Lenin was placed in his hastily constructed tomb, the sewage pipes underneath the building burst and flooded the building with shitwater. St. Tikhon said, "The balm is in accordance with the relics." St. Tikhon the Confessor, Patriarch of Moscow and Enlightener of North America, pray to God for us!

Yeah cool

Yeah cool

I hate it when they don't show Breezewood, PA from this angle

6 days later a troon shot up a school

Being the rapiest slave tradingist chain smoking muslim you can be is called ottomaxing

"Are you sure this ad campaign of GRIDS vampire homosexuals will sell more whiskey?" "Sell?"

Vanguard and Blackrock own considerable amounts of stock in Anheuser-Busch Inbev and Brown-Forman (who owns Jack Daniels)

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Oh? No shit?

Oh? No shit?

I saw it posted by my friend

The holo-what?

Mandatory manual transmissions would greatly reduce the amount of Nissan Altima accidents

If you ever come across a boomer sports bar called Margarita Bar America come in and say what's up, order Otto's Special (secret menu) and get your drinks half off

🎶 wasted away again in marg bar amrikaville 🎶