Shitpost Palace

It's not even "racist liberals" anymore. Now we have a problem with "racist liberal hippie quacks".

I like kombucha and I like tea But I don't like niggers, no siree There's two lone things that'll make me puke It's a seed oil slop and a big black spook

I appear out of the woods, nail studded baseball bat in hand. “Lost little fella? You ain’t from ‘round here are ya??”

E-girlocrat defeated by clock, pictures of egg cartons

All it took was pictures of empty egg cartons and this strong independent girlboss needs me time with haagen-dasz, box wine, and cats.

It's real btw

Boomer: "taking out another mortgage? Buying a boat or a condo in Miami?" Boomer 2: "Nah I'm going to exsanguinate some children and drink their spinal fluid so I can live another 5 years"

Plaza has never missed once in his entire life.