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Stan takes his $100 check and makes an investment into South Park Bank. Annndd it's gone. "Margaritaville" S13 Subscribe to South Park:

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#SouthPark #SouthParkS13 EXT. SOUTH PARK BANK -- DAY Establishing. INT. SOUTH PARK BANK -- DAY Stan is with his dad in line to see a bank worker at his desk. STAN Do I really have to do this dad? STAN'S DAD Stan now more than ever you need to understand the importance of saving money. STAN But grandma said I could use this money to buy whatever I want. BANK WORKER Okay, next please! STAN'S DAD Go on Stanley. Stan walks up to the desk and sit down. BANK WORKER How can I help you, young man? STAN I got a hundred dollar check from my grandma. And my dad said I need to put in the bank so it can grow over the years. The worker takes the check from Stan and then starts typing as he talks. BANK WORKER Well that's fantastic. A really smart decision, young man. We can put that check in a money market MUTUAL fund then we'll reinvest the earnings into foreign currency accounts with compounding interest annnd It's gone! The guy just stares at Stan. Stan stares back. STAN Uhh... What? BANK WORKER It's gone. It's all gone. STAN What's all gone? BANK WORKER The money in your account, it didn't do too well. It's gone. STAN What do you mean? I have a hundred dollars. BANK WORKER Not anymore you don't. Poof. They stare at each other some more. STAN Wul, what can I do to get back my- BANK WORKER I'm sorry, sir, but this line is for bank MEMBERS only. STAN I just opened an account! BANK WORKER Do you have any money invested with this bank? STAN No you just lost it all. BANK WORKER Then please stand aside for people who actually have money with us. Next please! An old lady takes Stan's spot. STAN HEY! BANK WORKER Hello Mrs. Farnickle, how are you today? Making a deposit are we? (typing) Great we can just put that into your retirement account make it go to work for you AANNND It's gone. OLD LADY What? BANK WORKER Sorry, yeah, that's gone. Please step aside for people who actually have money with the bank. Next please. STAN DAD!!! Stan's dad walks in to take the place STAN'S DAD Hey I'm trying to teach my son about the importance of savings! You already lost his money?! BANK WORKER Oh Mr. Marsh! Don't worry we can just transfer money from your account into a portfolio with your son's- AAAAAND IT'S GONE! THIS LINE IS FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE MONEY WITH THE BANK ONLY! PLEASE STEP ASIDE!

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