Teddy Thoughts 😌

Porn is illegal in Ukraine, unless it's prescribed for medical use.

Masturbation is double gay because it's not just a man giving you a hand job, but you giving a handjob to a man

The more clothes you wear, the hotter you are. The fewer clothes you wear, the hotter you are.

There’s a Japanese phrase that says: koi no yokan. It doesn’t mean love at first sight. It’s closer to love at second sight. It’s the feeling when you meet someone that you’re going to fall in love with them. Maybe you don’t love them right away, but it’s inevitable that you will.

one day face ID will be used for ads and if we take our eyes off the cell phone, the commercial will pause until we watch it to the end

Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it'd be insulting.

6?

Team Rocket’s signature Pokémon is Meowth, a cat. Ash’s team’s signature Pokémon is Pikachu, a mouse. With Team Rocket constantly trying to capture Pikachu, the whole tv series is a game of cat and mouse.

Your future self is talking shit about you.

Acknowledging the limits of scientific knowledge is pro-science