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01 🤪 now you totally did not expect that. the new owner of the paris sg football club is bill gates! | 57 | 0 | Loading... |
02 🧐 fifa and uefa changed the football rules. from the season 2024/25 onwards, the size of the ball is no longer 7 for the whole game as now it's 9 for the 1st period and 11 for the 2nd. | 52 | 0 | Loading... |
03 🙈🙉🙊 italian football will never be the same! internazionale milano signed three true gangsters from 1960s as their management.
this is supposed to "make italian football hotter" and to "increase the influence on the european scene." | 50 | 0 | Loading... |
04 🦆🦆 manchester city decided to increase the difficulty as they consider english premier league too easy
this is why from the season 2024/25 onwards, they will only sign rubber ducks as defensive players | 52 | 0 | Loading... |
05 ⚽️ chelsea are off all the charts! their new signing is volodymyr klychko.
"now we're ready for the boxing day," the officials say | 52 | 0 | Loading... |
06 👻 eric cartman is now the new manchester united attacking winger because antony proved even worse than this fat bastard | 58 | 1 | Loading... |
07 that's prolly the most appropriate "⚡️" i've ever uttered | 59 | 0 | Loading... |
08 ⚡️ arsenal fc are now officially playing with pikachu as their centre midfielder
pikachu will play under number 33
arsenal fc remain silent about the transfer fee and pikachu's salary (but we suppose pikachu will get at least four million quid annually) | 60 | 1 | Loading... |
09 Media files | 96 | 1 | Loading... |
10 fuck italy | 106 | 0 | Loading... |
11 fuck spain | 107 | 0 | Loading... |
12 different ages. same energy. | 124 | 3 | Loading... |
13 you're too young for this channel if you don't know what the fuck this is | 136 | 3 | Loading... |
14 it doesn't really take much to be nicer to others. to respect them. or at least not insulting them for being different. please be cool whenever possible. we already have enough toxic scum. | 148 | 0 | Loading... |
15 i know that no one really cares but i'm not dead, nor am i busy, i just dunno what to post. i dunno why to post. i will be back on track again at some point. or maybe not.
almost all people are jerks. i, at least, am decent enough to admit i'm a jerk. | 150 | 1 | Loading... |
16 why doesn't modern software know how to fuck off | 169 | 3 | Loading... |
17 these juniors lost all fucking respect | 183 | 0 | Loading... |
18 Media files | 171 | 1 | Loading... |
19 admin pic | 170 | 1 | Loading... |
20 i'm also mighty curious as to why 1 ft is so large. i wear 13US shoes, it's sizeably bigger than average, yet my feet are shorter than one foot. who the fuck was that gulliver? | 195 | 3 | Loading... |
21 if you got a gaming chair, buy another one! so sweet to use the second one as a leg stand. | 176 | 0 | Loading... |
22 your dads and probably granddads used these things to store their songs, porn, games and whatnot.
these disks spinned and was read by some mighty laser head. noisy and commanding that was. also slow as fuck. however, everything was slow back then. it took five minutes to send a freaking song from one phone to another via infrared. it took more than a minute for windows to boot.
ladies and gentlemen, enjoy modern tech. it's ridiculously fast. | 218 | 1 | Loading... |
23 i'm not even kidding, first incidents of japanese youngsters confusing a diskette with a freaking vending machine emerged in the previous decade. now, apparently, it's about time optical data storage becomes irrecognisable for teens. | 144 | 0 | Loading... |
24 modern youth: "what the fuck is a cd-rom?" | 154 | 0 | Loading... |
25 sometimes, accurate doesn't mean word-to-word | 541 | 12 | Loading... |
26 cars are fucking dumb. don't allow cars teaching your kids how to math. | 219 | 0 | Loading... |
27 prolly longer than my lifetime | 218 | 0 | Loading... |
28 i will come up with something better than that but this will take a long while | 221 | 0 | Loading... |
29 #cinema_crime | 218 | 0 | Loading... |
30 #cinema_crime | 196 | 4 | Loading... |
31 #cinema_crime | 175 | 2 | Loading... |
32 #cinema_crime | 175 | 2 | Loading... |
33 #cinema_crime | 183 | 2 | Loading... |
34 >copyright
>look inside
>just an extremely greedy corporation that hasn't even made this entity in the first place refusing to let this entity develop because "it's mine! reeeeeeee!"
eh, i wish this thing hasn't ever existed. and don't start with yohoho, pirates don't even remotely contribute to a couple percent economical damage. | 189 | 2 | Loading... |
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🤪 now you totally did not expect that. the new owner of the paris sg football club is bill gates!
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🧐 fifa and uefa changed the football rules. from the season 2024/25 onwards, the size of the ball is no longer 7 for the whole game as now it's 9 for the 1st period and 11 for the 2nd.
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🙈🙉🙊 italian football will never be the same! internazionale milano signed three true gangsters from 1960s as their management.
this is supposed to "make italian football hotter" and to "increase the influence on the european scene."
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🦆🦆 manchester city decided to increase the difficulty as they consider english premier league too easy
this is why from the season 2024/25 onwards, they will only sign rubber ducks as defensive players
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⚽️ chelsea are off all the charts! their new signing is volodymyr klychko.
"now we're ready for the boxing day," the officials say
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👻 eric cartman is now the new manchester united attacking winger because antony proved even worse than this fat bastard
that's prolly the most appropriate "⚡️" i've ever uttered
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⚡️ arsenal fc are now officially playing with pikachu as their centre midfielder
pikachu will play under number 33
arsenal fc remain silent about the transfer fee and pikachu's salary (but we suppose pikachu will get at least four million quid annually)
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