Jokes For Programmers

Hmmm

ANDroid, ORdroid, NORdroid

I'm sorry but we have a new feature..

Press X to doubt

It's like getting a medal

"I'm gonna have a stress free weekend"

"It's a front-end issue"

I was learning cryptology and mistakenly I wrote a cipher that encrypts the text and decrypts it to "AAAAAAAAAA" No matter what the text is. I will not fix this, so any naming advice for this cipher?

Trust issues

We develop, You watch

This has to be a joke right?

I’m 🙏 for my Indian brothers teaching but this for real…

Sad but true

We all can relate.

😺

Insightful

Light mode users, dark mode users; let us put our differences aside and unite against this:

Fixed both of the ones posted here earlier

Me as an ETL engineer watching people build data tables with no regard to what goes in them.

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