EVA QUOTES & jok€s

victoria secret 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫥

ከታላቁ golden gate ድልድይ ላይ ራሱን ፈጥፍጦ የገደለው ግለሰብ ፅፎ ያስቀመጠው የስንብት ማስታወሻ እንዲህ ይል ነበር ! "አሁን ራሴን ላጠፋ ወደድልድዩ እየሄድኩ ነው ግን በመንገድ ላይ ሳለሁ አንድ ሰው እንኳን አይቶኝ ፈገግ ቢል አላደርገውም ! 😥

''You wanna make God laugh? Tell him your plans.'' @evaquotes

Daughter:dad do you remember that time I killed a bee and you said "no honey for a week"? And that time I killed a butterfly and you said no butter for a week? Dad:yes,why? Daughter: well, mom killed a cockroach🙂 @evaquotes

At my funeral take the bouquet off of my coffin (if there's one) and throw it into the crowd to see who is next!🙂 @evaquotes

I thought shouting was kinda his thing for years,, but now i know why😮‍💨😐

How ethiopian newsreader should have sat till 2005😅