Comics

First comes blood / Then we perish / Then comes Death in his Eternity Carriage.

If you're really savvy, you can hide an entire set of illicit transactions by timing them to draw what looks like a graph inset.

The Credible Machine

The rare compound solar-lunar-nephelogical eclipse

A partial eclipse is like a cool sunset. A total eclipse is like someone broke the sky.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Listen

Cesium-133, let it be. Cesium-134, let it be even more.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Selling

The Mercator projection drastically distorts the size of almost every area of land except a small ring around the North and South Poles.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Feeling Great

Poorly Drawn Lines – Fight You

You know that asteroid that almost destroyed Earth in the 90s? Turns out the whole thing was secretly created by Michael Bay, who then PAID Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to look heroic while blowing it up!

Poorly Drawn Lines – Do Everything

If you pick a low enough orbit, it gives you a lot of freedom to use a lightweight launch vehicle such as a stepladder.

Astronomers are a little unsure of the applicability of this index, but NASA's Planetary Protection Officer is all in favor.

Doug's cousin, the one from London, runs a Bumble love cult.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Cute Animals

Just think of all the countless petty squabbles and misunderstandings, of all the fervent hatreds, over so insignificant a thing as the direction and duration of a rocket engine firing.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Convince Me