The Magical Garden of the gnomes 2 (Free the gnome!!) 🍄

They have their own distinct flavour which is more subtle than a lobster

I don't even like shrimp but I will die for them

Yes they can you bitc- oh hello

it's very shrimple

Why the shrimp what's the deeper esoteric lore ?

"Shrimp sump, accepting my frame, k'rill wins again"

Shrimpe cream got me fucked up

Speaking about ice cream and weird nails, this is fucking shrimp ice cream I tried at the shrimp festival this Saturday. My best friend describes the taste as "Too much shrimp per square meter" and also said "it doesn't get any better". I, for some reason also tasted it, my first experience with shrimp. I can only describe the taste as too bizarre to not try it at least twice more. By the third I was absolutely convinced this shit was horrendous. Best 4€ ever spent. (You might be wondering "shrimp festival?", well yeah, there's a shrimp festival, and my friend wanted to go, so we went. Fun gnome fact: I actually hate shellfish and seafood in general. So I hated every minute of it, until I found the olives stand and met a really nice guy who gave me a big fucking bowl of olives)

sorry

What the fuck are those nails

nasty ahh nails

i got ice cream

She's listening 🦐

Shromps

GM Gnome chat, today's theme: Shrimp.

Im sure theres a german word for this too. Like sparmassnahmensinnleere or entsorgungsironie

"why are you having fun outside with ozer people past 10, we don't do zat in Germany" stupid bitch would never get this feeling.