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7 minutes remained and my task is all done😌, time to pray and sleep.
Good morning, my people.
May it be a leading sebeb for your success as a software engineer.
May it have a long life.
May it collect all nets.
May it be faster than a cheetah.
May its OS never fail.
May the code written on it almost always run right ,compile clean, bug-free.
May it have barekah in every project you build on it.
May its battery outlast your longest debugging night.
May it never crash during a demo or a deadline.
May it keep your files safe and your backups faithful.
May every error message lead your straight to the fix.
May it open every door — every internship, every job, every opportunity.
May your ideas flow through it as fast as you can think them.
May it be a means of rizq and barakah in your career.
Ameen.
submitted to :- my dear friend
or to her pc😁😂
Alhamdulillah for every big and little blessing.
Last night, my old PC lagged for nearly two hours trying to handle Odoo's massive codebase and Docker. I really cried and made a short du'a, found peace, shut the pc down, slept, and woke up on time for Fajr.
If you asked the giver "المعطي" for something from your heart, he makes it happen in a blink of an eye.
And Dcode suggested Omarchy OS. Wish me a better productivity session from now on.
For your safety, don't ever search for a tortoise without a shell 🤦♀️ like how on earth did this kind of thing even cross my mind 😭
Sebahal kheyr, my people! 🤍
May this Jumu'ah be one of the best Fridays for all of you.
May Allah accept our du'as, forgive our shortcomings, bless our families, and fill our hearts with peace.
Don't forget to smile today—and more importantly, be the reason someone else smiles.
My warm blankets + this weather + my past midnight playlists + 👩💻 — I don't know how many million people's dream life I am living. Alhamdulillah for all the blessings; indeed my Lord really loves me 😇
By the way, my dad is my hero—a real hero and mom is the best person to ever happen in my life — she is a miracle❤️🔥
اللَّهُمَّ اغْفِرْ لِوَالِدَيَّ وَارْحَمْهُمَا كَمَا رَبَّيَانِي صَغِيرًا. اللَّهُمَّ إِنِّي أُحِبُّهُمَا حُبًّا صَادِقًا خَالِصًا مِنْ قَلْبِي، فَأَسْعِدْ قُلُوبَهُمَا، وَأَطِلْ فِي عُمُرِهِمَا عَلَى طَاعَتِكَ، وَاجْمَعْنِي بِهِمَا فِي الْجَنَّةِ
Confused about whether I should spend the night grinding or go to sleep?😵💫 I can't really decide.
If this message gets 3 rxns I will cook overnight.
And here is developer style for rejecting destructions😎
Clean Rejections
"Sorry, your pull request has been rejected."
"Your request returned 403 Forbidden."
"Connection refused."
"Authentication failed. Invalid credentials."
"I don't think we're API-compatible."
Savage
"Our compatibility test failed every unit test."
"You're trying to merge into a branch you don't have access to."
"This relationship has been deprecated."
"You're not my type... and I mean
TypeError." "My heart is read-only." Brutal "
git status
: Nothing to commit. Nothing between us."
"You can keep pinging, but this server won't respond."
"You're chasing a feature that's been removed from the roadmap."
"You're still in my inbox... marked as spam."
"Our relationship is like my code in production: never going to happen."
Odoo Edition
"Sorry, you're not installed as a required dependency."
"Your module failed validation."
"Your request raised an
AccessError." "I already have another module inheriting my heart." "
UserError: You do not have permission to access this relationship." Ultimate Finisher
try:
love_you()
except Exception:
print("Request rejected.")
finally:
move_on()
Or the coldest one:
$ rm -rf feelings/
Operation completed successfully.I asked chatGPT developer rizz and here u have it unfiltered🤭
Clean & Smooth
"Are you my production server? Because I can't stop thinking about you."
"You're the only dependency I never want to remove."
"I don't need AI to know you're my best recommendation."
"You must be my favorite commit, because I never want to revert you."
"You turned my life from
404to
200 OK." Funny "Are you a semicolon? Because my life feels incomplete without you." "You must be Git, because every path leads back to you." "I'd debug your bad days for free." "Even Stack Overflow can't answer why you're this beautiful." "You must be Wi-Fi, because I'm feeling a strong connection." Programmer Romance "If I had one final commit, I'd commit to you." "You're the only feature request I want to spend my life implementing." "Every time I see you, my heart starts a new process." "You're the reason my heart has 100% CPU usage." "You're not just in my thoughts—you've been deployed to production." Elite Developer Rizz
while (alive) {
love(you);
}
if you == "mine":
happiness = float("inf")
SELECT *
FROM my_heart
WHERE owner = 'You';
`shell
git commit -m "Found the love of my life."
git push origin forever
`Odoo Developer Edition "Are you an Odoo module? Because you've extended my heart without overriding my personality." "You must be
inherit_id, because you made my life better without replacing who I am." "Our chemistry has fewer conflicts than a clean Git merge." "You're the only record I'd never archive." "If love were an ERP, you'd be my core module." ❤️
