programming memes

fail. fail. fail. win. repeat.

How computer processors work

Programming drama

Fixing bugs while chilling, dude

Literally me

If you know, you know...

[OT] When God gives a sign...

100% my style

Different times

TheProjectIWasHired4AfterTheyFiredTheEntirePreviousTeam

I'm personally on the .cpp side

Most of the time

Umm 10 thousand and 10?

I hath birth spaghetti code God! I'm a little wise Talk to a lot of guys And gals and pals I'm an attention seeker And truly a reeker And I've been asleep sir I climbed the bell curve Slid down the other side into hells nerves And now I know what the grells deserve I am to the n deviation In this nation A minuscule percentile Who's left rent for a while And let their garbage pile And I'm in denial But I drove through the grove and arove to the stove Hell's kiln in brazen bull And there is where I find the bull Always knew it was full of bull So I pack a little bowl And arrange a boolean comparison Nested loops I jump through hoops And alphabet soup I am in fact a pastafarian I have created spaghetti code god And it looks so odd .... But then they never finished this project Left it unedited And beheaded Bullets loaded Antimony jackets make a racket And I grab my smoke packet "It is what it is" And fuck off with my sacket

First you have to learn how to write code without crutches.

The choice here is obvious

Great Idea

Bugs bugs bugs

The main rule

I understood this after I graduated and started to work