I HATE SELF COMMODIFICATION I HATE SELF COMMODIFICATION

DO NOT FALL FOR HIS COMFORTING LIES. WE MUST BE MURDERMAXXING THIS YEAR.

untrue. i love you.

And if it possible, it must be there for a reason

As Christmas closes in once again, it is with jolly and folly and falalala that the admins remind you that biting a relative's nose off is illegal, but scarcely physical impossible

Never forget. It’s happening again.