I HATE SELF COMMODIFICATION I HATE SELF COMMODIFICATION

I like Elden Ring and LOVE DS3 but they're unambiguously the product of a fandom who is actively hostile to any experimentation. The most boring people in the world would have told you that walkbacks are ESSENTIAL to the formula until ER shot them in the back in the head and no one complained

Also serious opinion time: while DS2 kinda blows to play it is unmistakably the closest game to the original in the spirit of shaking up the formula and trying interesting new things with both the franchise and the medium of gaming in earnest(even if they mostly don't pan out).

Also something something Dark Souls 2 fans when they go more than 10 minutes without telling you they like Dark Souls 2 something something

If you don't like DS2 this is about DS2. If you like DS2 this is actually about another other thing you don't like.

Yo no way I love Shit from the hit game developer Ass

i have to confess. lately I have been thinking about replaying ds2. i have been even thinking about making my girlfriend play it.

meditate on him.

Infidel and untrustworthy. I hope a cricket climbs up your asshole.

sorry my guy im busy melting. also we are not married.

Pablo why didn't you help me. Worst marriage ever.

The bug has been expunged

I ended up asking my neighbor while I stood a whole meter away

Chat a cricket entered my kitchen and I'm pondering the possibility of committing ritual suicide to avoid having to get close to it

Honestly considering I would lowkey name my son +2 Black glasses Kingambit who am I to judge

No, I realistically said Azura. Molag Bal was to piss you off.