Shadowman311s Shadow

"Cam 'ere honey, Ingerland lost and I owe people some money yeah? you know what's comin"

Israeli's when a 3-year-old Palestinian boy throws a small pebble at a soldier in full ballistic plate armor

Remember that j*urnalist who went viral after being denied entry to the world cup for wearing a pride shirt? Yeah, he just "died suddenly", I wonder what could have caused this? https://www.insider.com/grant-wahl-dead-soccer-journalist-2022-12

>Be Celine Dion >Star in a commercial full of satanic imagery about destroying parental rights and gender transitioning infants >Develop a one in a million, incurable neurological condition that will render you paralyzed God will not be mocked

>Be Celine Dion

Shit I missed the pearl harbor anniversary and forgot to say any jokes. Man I really dropped the bomb airplane fighter jet ball on that one

>we have a world famous international weapons dealer on our side now Thanks Biden, I resend all the jokes I made, this was a great trade, keep up the good work! I hear if you free the Oklahoma city bomber next (or let Uncle Ted see the outside world again before dying of cancer) they'll give you a chocolate ice cream cone!