Shitpost Palace

If you don't believe the same conspiracy theories as me, you're a coincidencel

The trash goes in the trash can

I check every follower and remove freaks like this

Every Halloween I get found out as a jelly bean fanatic.

We are here to help the bugman, because inside every Soyjak there is a GigaChad trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this reddit craze blows over.

The anime girl pfp and the reality

6' and 5'11"

🎶 Send me dead flowers to my wedding And I won't forget to put roses on your grave 🎶

Kim Kitsuragi has mistaken me for this dickhead Harrier DuBois. It seems logical because Harrier also works at Precinct 41 and in fact does the exact same thing I do and he also has a penchant for thrift store leisure suits and talking neckties. Harrier and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

It's over

RT not pulling any punches

Literally how do I get a job with RT