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When my boss asked where I was and why I wasn't at work, "waking up in the house of Elrond at 10 o clock in the morning on October the 24th," was not what he wanted to hear.

Rewatched They Live this weekend. Totally forgot there's a learned helplessness enjoyer who sells out to the aliens and gives Rowdy Roddy and Keith David a tour of the TV station/alien airport. Shabbos goy.

Lemme get uhhhhhhh one ReichBurger with Führer fries and a Lebensraum Lemonade

Opening a McDonald's in a Mycenaean megalithic structure, call it Goyslopean masonry

"Sir if you'd just open the door we have some questions about your unpaid income ta-"

Real Italian hours

What if Emperor Hirohito locked his attention beams on you and said Dolph, you're my top gaijin?

Fake tweet lol lmao. It's happened before, I'm not a smart man

Theres a lot to unpack with this one. Firstly, the implication that jews regularly engage with eachother in an antisemitic fashion comparable to how blacks call eachother nigga. The second being that this "antisemitism pass" can be extended to outsiders, like an "n-word pass". The third thing is the question of why ben shapiro would want to say nigger in the first place. Lastly, the implication that the only pennance we have to pay in order to have an honest discussion re: jewish power is to just "let" enough jews say "nigger".