Thor Donar

The four Colorado Supreme Court Justices who tried keeping President Trump's name off the state's primary ballot earlier this year were sequentially executed for treason at GITMO on June 10—better late than never. As reported, a panel of military officers unanimously found Justices Richard L. Gabriel, Melissa Hart, Monica Márquez, and William W. Hood guilty of treason, and Vice Adm. Darse E. Crandall scheduled their executions for June 3. But for reasons not given to us, and which we could not independently determine, the admiral postponed the highly anticipated hangings until June 10. The four were fed a final meal before being asked if they wanted Last Rites or a member of the cloth present at the gallows. Only Justice Márquez expressed interest in reconciliation, but said her faith, Paganism, required that a priestess of Kakia, the Greek goddess of vice and moral badness, deliver her from the material plane unto the next world. When told JAG had no priestesses available, Márquez accused JAG of discrimination…