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LEAKED: The Mocktant has obtained leaked plans to convert more YNC spaces

"Mater," a yellow metal cube located at Yale-NUS College, embodies the intersection of solidity and illumination within the academic and social landscape of the institution. Its yellow hue signifies intellectual curiosity and youthful energy, mirroring the vibrant and dynamic spirit of the college community. The cube’s geometric form—simple yet profound—serves as a metaphor for the pursuit of knowledge and the foundational principles of education. Its presence in an academic setting emphasizes stability and structure, while its reflective metal surface engages with the surrounding environment, symbolizing the dialogue between tradition and innovation. Placed strategically within the college, "Mater" invites students and visitors to reflect on the essence of learning and growth. It stands as a physical embodiment of the college’s mission to foster a balanced, thoughtful, and reflective approach to both academic and personal development.

EXCLUSIVE: The Mocktant has obtained a leaked image of further terms NUSC plans to ban.

BREAKING: Referring to The Mocktant has been banned. Henceforth, all students must reference us by our proper name, the People's Daily.

happy graduation. hope y'all find peace and joy as you stumble into the real world with all its flaws and faults and malfunctions

Prof Claudine has the cutest smile 🥺

Prof Roberts assuring us 10 times that our “skills our relevant” 😭

NAMES ARE BEING BUTCHERED

Will we get too know who is Halcyon??

Look at us enjoying our 15 seconds of aim

Another day of finding new people in our batch that u never knew existed

BREAKING: Head scratching up 5000%

JUST IN: Emcee's voice lulls entire graduation audience to sleep

BREAKING: PM Lee Hsien Loong to join Yale-NUS seniors in graduation on May 17 to celebrate his own graduation from being Prime Minister

BREAKING: Singapore's Progress Singapore Party (PSP) renamed to POFMA Singapore Party (PSP)

Happy New Year to the Dragon adults, kids, and those about to be conceived in the coming days!

BREAKING: Boeing says 737 MAX 9 door blowout was example of "effective mid-air evacuation"

CAMPUS BEAT: Class of 2024 student builds time machine for capstone project to return to freshman year, avoid graduation

Hi all! Mocktant Movie Night will be held at YNC Classroom 17 tonight at 9pm. Come down for pizza even if you haven’t signed up!