Memers Texts

Betty,Jerry and Samri These three names would make suitable መጠሪያ if u're a stripper #Tesfa_Mengesha

If you dont speak english when u're drunk then u're waste of money #Rasco_Jr_Tewe_Marley

Im sorry to live in an era where people say "make up ተደፍቶብሻል" instead of "ወበት ደፍቶብሻል" #Eyu_Be_Ryt

:እናንተ ጋር በጭቃ አቡኪነት ለመቀጠር ነበር :ማነው ስምህ :እርገጤ በሀይሉ : you're hired ዛሬውኑ መጀመር ትችላለህ #Tesfa_Mengesha

Don't say you had sex if u've never gone 5+ ቢያጆ #Tesfa_Mengesha

We was cool together 😍 until በSnapchat nude ለመላክ ስትሞክር ጡቶቿ ላይ መነፅር እስኪመጣ 😩 #Eyobed

If you're my girl be prepare for weird stuffs like : " ጭገርሽን ቢጫ ቀለም ተቀቢልኝ" #Tesfa_Mengesha

Pregnant girls be flirting like: "I wish it was urs tho: #Jimy_Kiflu

ምን ያህል ስልቹ ነህ? Me: porn ሳይ እያሳለፍኩ ነው #Emran_Si

How nice would it be ሰፈር's like ሰባተኛ if they put condom on እንጨት just to let u know u're entering ሸሌ territory

Her: baby did u cheat on me Me:little little #Eyobed

Do u have twin brother No Then u're the hottest guy ever #ጫልቱ_ቤኛ

Dating ቀበሌ ምትሰራ is good till she says "መታወቂያ አሳደስክ" in the middle of sex. #Tesfa_Mengesha

Treat her like Beyonce even if she looks like Emmanuela #Jayred_Yeezy

በጣም ምትወዳት እንደ ወንድሜ ነው ማይህ ምትልህ ልጅ ምን ያስደስትሀል ስትልህ? "ከእህቴ ጋር መተኛት" #Aklilu_Selemon

መclit & ገብረፃdick አባጂfar should be aሽማግሌ #Amita_Geche

That moment.. powerbank አገኘው ብለህ ገዝተህ ስልክህ ላይ ስትሰካው the powerbank charge ማረግ ሲጀምር 😩 #Eyobed

You been naked for 2yrs and u still single,sis get dressed #Jayred_Yeezy

"ሂድ ብዬ ነበረ ቆርጦልኛል ብዬ አልቻልኩም ተመለስ ተረታሁ ሸግዬ" What more can describe ሀበሻ girls than this? #Tesfa_Mengesha

Her:uhhm i have a bf Me: you beautiful, u deserve 2 of them #Mi_Li