Memers Texts

Periods are fucking confusing like we hate it when it comes but We hate it more when its late #Misker_Hailat

Random ሰው: አንተ ቀጫጫ ነህ ምግብ ብላ እንጂ Me: ውውውውይ እንዴት ረሳሁት በና #Eyobed

Nothing confuses us more than an ugly girl with a fine ass #Eyobed

Describe your dick using lyrics Me:" እዛም ዘው እዛም ዘው.." #Tesfa_Mengesha

Imagine if pussy smells ike ጦስኝ...shit people will make a temple for it #Tesfa_Mengesha

Im a "dear customer ur balance is insufficient" kindda girl and u're "dear customer u've tranafered.. birr to..." kind of guy ታስፈልገኛለህ #Fevi_Key

Me:አንቺ ነጠላ Lil sis:አንተ ከውካዋ Me: አለሻ Lil sis: መሰለኝ Me:👀 Lil sis:👀 Me:👀 Lil sis:👀 Me:በጨርቅ ተጠቅልለሽ ተጥለሽ እኮ ነው አባቴ ያገኘሽ Lil sis:😭😭😭😭😭 #Ebad

Xxx tentacion is not even a porn site #Eyobed

Ladies if he doesn't eat it like mango Let that man go #Mendes_Azenk

A girlfriend thats doesn't send u nudes is like a brother to u #Anteneh_Berhanu

Patient : im depressed Me as a doctor: have u tried sleeping b/n boobs #Tesfa_Mengesha

The bigger the boob she is from ደቡብ #Tesfahun_Berhanu

Are u a tree cause everyone arounds u leaves #Fu_La

እኔ ሚቆጨኝ The መቅኔ i spent on some bitches ,if only i cant take them back #Tesfa_Mengesha

Her:i'm not jealous ያለስሜ ስም አትስጠኝ After sex Her: oh this is how u was fucking others #Weyne_Samuel

People who post photos on FB with caption እንዴት ነኝ?, where the fuck do u think u're the hospital? እኔ ምን አውቃለሁ ገለቴ #Mebah_OG

Short guy: i want us to be morethan friends Me:owww u want us to be cousins #Fevi_Key

እዮብ: "ዝምታሽ በለጣቸው ቆንጆዎቹን አስናቃቸው" Feminists: "እንዳታወራ oppress እያረጋት ነው #Aklilu_Selemon

These day im so desperate , i would willingly fuck a girl who calls me pkl #Mebah_OG

Some of u guys shift from "i'll destroy ur pussy" to "ባርቆብኝ ነው" in no time #Tesfa_Mengesha