Memers Texts

If you don't have የቀበሌ መታወቂያ i don't fuck with you anymore. Tired of dealing with kids #Tesfa_Mengesha

I love when girls get embarrassed over a lil things but forget that we stare at their butthole while we fuck #Mi_Li

I just saw a telegram name of dude it says "nift-alem" so is it me who read it as ንፍጥ ዓለም #Estif_Degife

"Don't ever underestimate the energy of skinny niggas during ወሲብ" Revised sex theory #Tesfa_Mengesha

ቺኩን ሊከካ ብሎ ጀላው አልነሳለት ሲል ታዝባው "እስቲ በክብሪት ሞክረው የሚጥል በሽታ አለበት መሰለኝ" #Eyu_Be_Right

Day 300 without sex "Damn them ቢንቢ's can suck good" #Tesfa_Mengesha

"If he prefers short and skinny girls he has small dick" Revised nigga theory #Tesfa_Mengesha

Respect the pussy that got wet for you when your wallet was dry #Dani_Tadesse

How old were you when you realise FIFA means F-football I- is not F-for A-arsenal #Rasco_Jr_Tewe_Marley

My Bitch be loud asf when we have sex like relax this is the same dick from last time #Tommy_Mafia

Imagine ቀነኒሳ having sex with ገለቴ. He cum inside and she started crying and shit..he be like "በቃ አይዞሽ ገለቴ ምንም ማድረግ አይቻልም" #Estif_Degife

Dick so big i got her thinking if i am እብድ #Tesfahun_Berhanu

ወንድ ልጅ ስልጣን ላይ ሲወጣ No one: Not even a single soul፡ Some girls: የዛሬ 45 ዓመት ጡቴን ነክቶታል ፍርድ ቤቱ አንድ ይበልልኝ #Ze_Ki

70 ways to a successful r.ship 1. Buy her food The rest is 69 #Dani_Tadesse

If you're ኮልታፋ no one will take u seriously #Tesfa_Mengesha

Guys cry over being single First how u get yourself a gf with pickup lines like "ተማሪ ነሽ ሰራተኛ"

Damn,your pussy password is slide to unlock. Too easy #Dani_Tadesse

Idc how flat my ass is...you better rub it just act like you're washing dishes #Hilina_Girma

Stop blocking your parents from seeing your posts! Let them see the hoe they raised #Daggie_Belay

Girls be like "የጥበብ መጀመሪያ እግዚአብሔርን መፍራት ነው" but ፖስታቸው አይፈራም #Tesfahun_Berhanu