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> expects 500k/year salary from solving fizz buzz > "AI/ML engineer" but doesn't know what a gpu is > exclusively uses fastapi as a webserver > multiprocessing? what? > 5 different python version instead of venv > exclusively uses sqlite3 for everything > empty init.py files

> "full stack" but only nextjs deployed on vercel > doesn't know what a database is > 6000$ macbook pro > exclusively uses vscode terminal > doesn't know about html forms, exclusively event listeners and fetch > one more SaaS this one will work for sure

> still writing the same code since 2012. > public class QuantumFactoryBuilderFactorySingletonProxyAdapter > makes 300k/year

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