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मंदिर में पूजा करते समय गांव की एक लोभी महिला भगवान से बोली... भगवान, तेरे लिए एक सेकंड कितने सालों के बराबर है? भगवान बोले-करोड़ों साल के बराबर फिर महिला बोली-और करोंड़ो रुपये कितने बराबर होते हैं? भगवान बोले-रत्ती बराबर लालच से महिला बोली-एक रत्ती मुझे भी दे दीजिए भगवान बोले-एक सेकंड मंदिर में ही रूको, लाकर देता हूं।

संता अपने पड़ोसी दोस्त बंता से बोला, आज सुबह तुम्हारे कुत्ते ने मेरी किताब फाड़ दी  बंता- मैं उसे अभी सजा देता हूं  संता- रहने दे भाई, मैंने सजा दे दी है  बंता- चौंकते हुए, कैसे?  संता- मैंने उसके कटोरे का दूध पी लिया

ग्राहक- भाई , तुमने दाढ़ी बनाने के साथ मेरी चमड़ी भी छील दी। नाई- चिंता मत कीजिए , मैं आपसे केवल दाढ़ी बनाने के ही पैसे लूंगा। 

🔵Family How many people are there in your family? There are 5 people in my family: my father, mother, brother, sister, and me.   Does your family live in a house or an apartment? We live in a house in the countryside.   What does your father do? My father is a doctor. He works at the local hospital.   How old is your mother? She is 40 years old, 1 year younger than my father.   Do you have any siblings? What’s his/her name? Yes, I do. I have 1 elder brother, David, and 1 younger sister, Mary.   Are you the oldest amongst your brothers and sisters? No, I’m not. I’m the second child in my family.   What does your mother/father like? My father likes playing football and my mother likes cooking.   Do your parents let you stay out late? Of course not. They always ask me to get home before 10 pm each night.   Do you stay with your parents? Right now, no, but I used to.   Does your family usually have dinner together? Yes, we do. My mom always prepares delicious meals for us.

🔵General greetings (Formal) Hello  Good morning/ Good afternoon/ Good evening How are you?  How are you doing? Nice to meet you  It’s nice to meet you  I’m pleased to meet you.  It’s a pleasure to meet you.  I’m glad to see you.  How do you do? 🟢General greetings (Informal) Hi  Hey  What’s up?  How’s it going?  How have you been?  What’s new?  What’s going on?  How are things?  How’s your day?  How’s your day going?  Good to see you. 🟠Greeting someone you haven’t seen for a long time.  Long time no see.  It’s been a while.  It’s been a long time.  It’s been such a long time.  It’s been too long.  I’m so happy to see you again.  Wow, it’s so good to see you again!  What have you been up to? 🟣Useful responses when greeting people  I’m doing very well, thank you. And you?  I’m fine, thank you.  Great, thanks. How are you?  Not bad. You?  Couldn’t be better? How about you?  Wonderful, thank you. 🆔@englishoftheday

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