HATE FACTS

Her: "I named my dog bandit because his fur makes it look like he's wearing a bandit mask" Me: "I named my dog burglar" Her: "awe, does he look like he's wearing a little mask too?" Me: "no he's just black" @HateFacts

After all this time it turned out that Diddy was the gay fish, not Kanye. Life is full of surprises. @HateFacts

It's funny because "Nicar" sounds like "Nigger" you're welcome. @HateFacts

Allegedly 6% of Nicaragua's population is now living illegally in the United States. When asked if this presents a national security problem, DHS secretary Mayorkas was quoted as saying "Nicar's? please" @HateFacts

Duff Man's real name is actually Barry Duffman. @HateFacts

You know some people might take some of these posts the wrong way and start thinking I hate women. The exact opposite is true. I don't HATE women, I just LOVE being abusive. If women weren't around I wouldn't be able to do what I love...which is abuse them. So in a way, I love women more than anybody. @HateFacts

Non-HodgeTwinsPhoma. @HateFacts

I actually have non-HodgeTwin Lymphoma. So I have lymphoma, but at least I'm not two roided up nigger republicans. @HateFacts

What's the matter Principal Victoria, was your mother abusive? Did she spank your thighs with cold cuts and shove umbrellas up your ass?  @HateFacts

They should keep making progressively worse Joker movies. Like Joker 3 he goes full tranny and changes his name to the Joher. @HateFacts

We at @HateFacts are projecting a libertarian party victory. All the exit polls say the libertarians won every state. If that isn't reflected in the results, the election is rigged.

Tip 1: if you get emotional while following an election, you're a fag Tip 2: if your preferred candidate doesn't win, don't worry about it. It's only 5% of your life you have to waste being mad every day and looking forward to the next election when the one you hate will probably win again. Tip 3: the tip of my dick (ladies only) #NoFatties. @HateFacts

I haven't voted since April 18, 2007.  When the system was rigged to deprive Sanjaya of the title of American Idol season 6 winner. CURSE YOU RYAN SEACREST!  @HateFacts

Is what I might be saying if I had any knowledge of that particular event occurring. @HateFacts

Can't believe Kamala just took Texas. @HateFacts

A fortune cookie just told me others are drawn to my magnetic personality. These cookies contain great wisdom. @HateFacts

I take tinder dates out for 7/11 hotdogs. I say "this is all you deserve pig" @HateFacts

Dick NeCarlo aka Nick DeCarlo Aka JackD Nicholson aka Big Beef Bus aka Texas Man did nothing wrong and is out of Prison!!!!

I have a jacket that says "Stuntman" on it. People think I'm from Hollywood. @HateFacts