yopta kittens

- my ass mad uncomfortable right now - get used to it

i wish i remembered how to play that on guitar. especially since there are no chords online because it's our own album (c)

- we're all influenced by propaganda. look at me for example (c)

- he was mugged...what is "mugged"? - it's like "позвонить есть? а если найду?"

Мой ребенок тоже будет делать татуировки. А кошка уже мастер по шрамированию. Когда она ко мне приехала из России, она нашрамировала мне на руке букву Z (с)

- feel free to spit at me when pronouncing 'h'

– the children? i lost them

- maybe I could say that this picture is raw… - of course, she didn’t cook the child before eating

you do the deep big nose inhale before you do any activity (c)

*коты играют в элиас* - Dieser Organ braucht man für Alkohol - Mund?

-have you done the homework? -yeah.. -i believe you -you shouldn't (c)

студентка: the other day my brain started working really hard at 3 am, and I accidentally recalled all the adjectives with the suffixes that we had talked about я: …what kept you up at 3 am? BTS fanfiction? студентка: *dying sounds* yEeEeeEs

Ну вы же прощаетесь по-немецки пиздан (bis dann) (c)

Я всегда на уроках говорю МАН да, МАН да (с)

i also thought i can leave any cult but watch me starting hungarian after 2.5 years

Ученица читает: "...ре-хер-хирен" (recherchieren) Препод: "рэшашиирн", как переводится? Ученица: "на шершней похоже...."

Начали за здравие, кончили за Schwänze (c)