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- ich verstehe gar nichts, aber kann antworten (c)

– my throat is about to give up on things (c)

– one is not born, but rather becomes a film director (c)

Я имею proposal

– i have two approaches – i think both approaches can end up very fucking stupid

— ты не прислала эссе!! — МНЕ НАДО БЫЛО УПАКОВЫВАТЬ ПОДАРКИ!!!!

*обсуждаем noise pollution in cities, ученица вспоминает слово ear plugs сама* — ХОРОШО ЧТО Я ПОМНЮ СЛОВО BUTT PLUG!! ПРИГОДИЛОСЬ!!!!!

(role-playing ordering at a restaurant) "what kind of soda would you like? coca-cola, fanta, sprite?" "we don't have those anymore. we have добрый кола and черноголовка мандарин"

у меня их нет например

ладно катя прости у нас у всех свои минусы

People should have a day-off every 4 days. Why? People are working hard nowadays. For example, me

-Ein Schwan ist in das Schwan-Boot verliebt … -Aus Plastik -Und was macht der zweite Schwan? … -Так, блять, я подумала, что это не лодка, а гигантский лебедь, alles ok, gehen wir weiter

– ребята мы без послаблений, батрачим до нового года (с)

– можешь попробовать доделать упражнение? – ХАХА маловероятно (с)

me: hey D, how are you? what's the vibe today? D: well, I am a human

me: let's make this dialogue a bit more fun! A, you're going to read this person's lines as if you're very happy, and B is going to be very depressed in this dialogue. B: thank you. it's going to be very easy for me A: really? why? B: I'm always dead inside

I belong to bed

– whatever, something french

– what’s his name?

i try to judge (C)