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Poorly Drawn Lines – Get Serious

It's sad seeing those videos of turbine blade being torn apart in high winds, but it's the only way they can disperse their seeds.

The math and philosophy people also claim everything, but the astronomers argue that the stuff they study really only comprises a small number of paper surfaces.

It's nice how the end of the periodic table is flush with the edge these days, so I think we should agree no one should find any new elements after

With most labs, the hushed horror stories are about something like dimethylmercury or prions, but occasionally you'll get a weird lab where it's about the soda machine or the drop ceiling.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Grudge

100he100k out th1s 1nno5at4e str1ng en100o501ng 15e been 500e5e50op1ng! 1t's 6rtua100y perfe100t! ...hang on, what's a "virtuacy"?

If you don't end the 99 Bottles of Beer recursion at N=0 it just becomes The Other Song That Never Ends.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they should, they didn't stop to think if they could.

Some organization has been paying to keep this up and it hasn't been removed from search results. Seems like two votes of confidence to me.

Poorly Drawn Lines – As a Kid

Employment statistics have to correct for the fact that the Weird Bug Hotline hires on a bunch of extra temporary staff every 17 years.

"Ow! One of the petri dishes I left on the tower railing fell and hit me on the head! Hey, that gives me an idea..."

They said after I got into a routine, I'd enjoy getting progressively stronger and stop whining so much about how hard exercise was. Well, they were half right!

It's believed to be related to the Stellar Sea Cow.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Frustrated

Oh yeah, I didn't even know they renamed it the Willis Tower in 2009, because I know a normal amount about skyscrapers.

I can't speak for your other subjects, but MY motion was as smooth and natural as the framerate allowed.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Frustrated