Yappers

ليش كلكم هبج

والله يالله

When they genuinely mischaracterize the shit out of your goat to the point where you’re wondering if they even ever seen a millisecond of lore

God just be making people

Hearing the craziest song in existence being blasted by the car next to me, upon turning my head I see the driver staring at me while caressing his chin/neck

All this just to fight for the last spot at the homeless shelter 😭😭🙏🙏

When you wake genuinely start thinking about the fucked up decisions you made that lead you to waking up everyday at the ass crack of dawn for some classes

People be reacting to messages with "🍌" and swear on their life they're straight

Shall I take up a ten year addiction for it

Is smoking really worth it

When they switch to Arabic mid conversation so you know they started talking shit about you

Worst thing that can possibly happen to anyone ever is when you want to listen to music but your head hurts so now you can't appreciate the music well

Why do bad things happen to really good and kind people

When you lowkuinely forget your earphones at home so now you have to resist the urge to jump off a moving car

و لا واحد بيهم يسبح

اهل بغداد يا اخي

تعالوا انطوني أغاني

There's also a special place in hell for guys called علاء

None of you are the exception I'm sorry